IUB has a new little baby on the way

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Yes one of the sheilas is up the duff. Very proud and mum and baby doing very well at the moment. I just can't wait to get on Facebook once she drops the sprog to post photos which everyone will be so keen to see and to post photos everyday of things like "Oh look the little baby is asleep watching TV! Lol" or "Yes this is North Melbourne's next premiership captain everybody and he will win a brownlow also too".

Looking forward to the next phase of IUBs life and reflecting on how it has changed IUB (look forward to putting that in a Fb post too).






April Fools, mofos.

 

[Gasometer]

Title suggests you are woman.

 

[Arden]

Pretty hard to impregnate your hand.

 

[Frank Thring]

Pretty hard to impregnate your hand.

Its not really, just takes a lot of practice

 

[see see]

Pro tip: April Fools gags generally don't carry any references to "April Fools".

Still, even if you did remove the reference, this is possibly the lamest April Fool's gag ever.

 

[Vaple]

Not the worst gag IUB has delivered to someone this week I'm sure.

 

[D23D]

IUB needs to be careful of karma and self fulfilling prophecy

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Nobody lubb IUB

 

[The Other Dean]

Congrats on your non-existent baby IUB.

In honour of where it was conceived, you should name it Rye-an.

(Assuming it's a boy, but I'm pretty sure that with non-existent babies the parents get to choose the sex.)

 

[goalieboy82]

IschenkoUBeauty

and when the baby is born:

 

[goalieboy82]

IschenkoUBeauty
You magnificent bastard! I salute you!

 

[Gasometer]

 

[goalieboy82]

IschenkoUBeauty

 

[goalieboy82]

IschenkoUBeauty
this come to mind
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