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Commander Hinkley: "Lord Thomas, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honoured by your presence."
Lord Thomas: "You may dispense with the pleasantries, commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule."
Commander Hinkley: "I assure you Lord Thomas, my players are working as hard as they can."
Lord Thomas: "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
Commander Hinkley: "I tell you this club will make top four as planned."
Lord Thomas: "The BigFooty Port Forum does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."
Commander Hinkley: "But they ask the impossible. I need more run."
Lord Thomas: "Then perhaps you can tell them that by dropping that spud Lobbe for our next JLT game."
Commander Hinkley: "The Port Forum is coming to Noarlunga?"
Lord Thomas: "That is correct, commander. And they are most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
Commander Hinkley: "We shall double our efforts."
Lord Thomas: "I hope so, commander, for your sake. The Port Forum is not as forgiving as I am."

