Mod. Notice Jab's been pricked!

[eth-dog]

Having you flogged shall be my first decree.

I'd break both your arms before the whip even got close to me.

 

[Jade]

I'd break both your arms before the whip even got close to me.

I don't do the whipping.

Overlords get minions to whip the peasantry.

 

[Doss]

Having you flogged shall be my first decree.

Unlikely.

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Unlikely.

It's not unlike if I have anything to do with it. #BFSpill

 

[eth-dog]

I don't do the whipping.

Overlords get minions to whip the peasantry.

I'd break their arms then. Then whoever else you get to whip me. Eventually you'd have to take matters into your own hands.

While I'm at it, I'll throw in my candidacy. I have very big prejudices against Carlton and Hawthorn, I'm very temperamental, willing to throw the BANZHAMMER around and about 5 or 6 red cards for trolling. I'm also one of the worst posters of all time on here, as shown by the fact that I'm in the top 50 most prolific posters.

 

[Jade]

I'd break their arms then. Then whoever else you get to whip me. Eventually you'd have to take matters into your own hands.

I'm struggling to remember the last time I threatened to do physical harm to anyone on this site....

 

[Beerfish]

Who said we're looking for a replacement?

 

[eth-dog]

Who said we're looking for a replacement?

Who said I was being serious?

 

[Beerfish]

Who said I was being serious?

Were you?

 

[eth-dog]

Were you?

I'm about as qualified to be a mod as Jade is.

 

[yaco55]

As soon as Eth Dog reads the word Hawthorn it will trigger an automatic ban.

 

[Doss]

As soon as Eth Dog reads the word Hawthorn it will trigger an automatic ban.

We all have our triggers, yaco.

Hawthorn to eth-dog is what Carlton/COLA/used to be North is to Jade, or what Damian ****ing Barrett is to me, or what Twitter prophets are to Jab, or what someone dissing fishbowls is to Harlequin.

I find it a bit harder to pigeon hole you, however.

 

[Harlequin]

Someone dissing Fishbowls!

Surely you jest

 

[Maddogm]

We all have our triggers, yaco.

Hawthorn to eth-dog is what Carlton/COLA/used to be North is to Jade, or what Damian ******* Barrett is to me, or what Twitter prophets are to Jab, or what someone dissing fishbowls is to Harlequin.

I find it a bit harder to pigeon hole you, however.

multiquotes?

 

[Doss]

multiquotes?

Yaco isn't fond of multi quotes, no. But I don't know if it's exactly a trigger for yaco rage either.

 

[Jade]

We all have our triggers, yaco.

Hawthorn to eth-dog is what Carlton/COLA/used to be North is to Jade, or what Damian ******* Barrett is to me, or what Twitter prophets are to Jab, or what someone dissing fishbowls is to Harlequin.

I am not triggered by North. I may rant over Carlton, COLA, Buddy Franklin, the HTB, imbecilic Tiger fans, Paddy Ryder, Malthouse, the media, North Melbourne, Wayne Carey, Boomer Harvey, Shaun Atley, Glen Archer, David King, undeserved 1999 flags, chicken-gate and Arden St, but I do NOT rant about the concessions given to GWS.

 

[Doss]

Oh boy.

 

[Loonerty]

I think RearNaked should be the next mod.

 

[Harlequin]

I think RearNaked should be the next mod.

But does he lift?

 

[Loonerty]

But does he lift?

Yeah and he can handle people running at him.

 

[yaco55]

What triggers my rage - Will think about it overnight.

 

[Doss]

What triggers my rage - Will think about it overnight.

Democracy in Hong Kong? Whether Melbourne are bad recruiters or bad developers?

I'm running low here, yaco.

 

[Beerfish]

People who don't understand the difference between talent and AFL talent?

 

[DonsRule]

Norf posts in the delusional pearlers thread or the delusional pealers thread itself.

 

[table tennis]

Table tennis for president