Player Watch Jack Lukosius

[Enviable Tradition]

Just invisible. I'm not sure he will ever play a good game when the conditions are challenging.

A big test for Carr.

 

[Macca_1870]

Imagine this guy in a big prelim final lol……

Won't need to worry about that. We aren't getting near one of those in the next 5-7 years.

 

[GoPorts]

Make Hinkley and Koch pay out his contract. He can do odd jobs around their houses for the next 5 years. At least he can reach the high shelves to dust

 

[ClintEastwood]

Perhaps the most disgustingly soft and nothing player we have ever had.

He makes sloths look intense.

I reckon I've been saying similar things since his first or second game. I'd love to hear from some of the apologists who were singing his praises. How's it looking?

 

[240volt]

Perhaps the most disgustingly soft and nothing player we have ever had.

He makes sloths look intense.

We knew this before we coughed up a first rounder for him.
Still have this delusional thinking at Port we can change shit into Gold.

 

[Blinky Nyland]

Just invisible. I'm not sure he will ever play a good game when the conditions are challenging.

A big test for Carr.

It looked that way tonight but he made a habit of handling the wet ball, humidity and heat better than anyone when he played for the Suns in Darwin. He's far from that now.

 

[ClintEastwood]

We knew this before we coughed up a first rounder for him.
Still have this delusional thinking at Port we can change shit into Gold.

Ah yes, the ancient art of Turdchemy.

 

[PortAdelFC1997]

Very lucky Port has no one since he should be playing SANFL until he toughens up.

 

[Portmagpies36]

Make Hinkley and Koch pay out his contract. He can do odd jobs around their houses for the next 5 years. At least he can reach the high shelves to dust

There is no way he is doing anything involving manual labour.

 

[afl2004]

I wouldn't trust him to do my laundry

 

[ClintEastwood]

I wouldn't trust him to do my laundry

Your clothes would be 100% safe from molestation and pressure.

 

[afl2004]

Your clothes would be 100% safe from molestation and pressure.

Hey luko , how's my washing going ?

Luko

 

[PAFC66]

Basically Jack watts

 

[afl2004]

Basically Jack watts

Harsh on watts 19x the man

 

[240volt]

Hey luko , how's my washing going ?

Luko
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That’s seriously fking funny.

 

[Port 2004]

Won't need to worry about that. We aren't getting near one of those in the next 5-7 years.

I disagree. We are not that bad. Things can change quickly and I am confident we have the right man in charge. Unlike the last bloke who I had no confidence in.

 

[Windy Cindy]

Bruise free jack

 

[Windy Cindy]

I disagree. We are not that bad. Things can change quickly and I am confident we have the right man in charge. Unlike the last bloke who I had no confidence in.

I’m with you..

We need to get to the draft an get rid of our 3-4 sanflers from the side.

 

[Macca19]

Im not sure its his fault. Dunno what we are trying to achieve playing Whitlock and Lukosius basically as wingmen.

 

[afl2004]

Im not sure its his fault. Dunno what we are trying to achieve playing Whitlock and Lukosius basically as wingmen.

Didn't help him but at least try and make an effort at the contest when its 3 metres away from you and we're out manned

 

[x_les_x]

Could of put his knee through a couple saints players in aerial contests use his 195cm frame but decided not to fly and stand still and watch, his softness caused mitch to get double and tripled teamed in the forward line and put unnecessary pressure on second year player whitlock who is developing the appropriate frame.

 

[Windy Cindy]

Could of put his knee through a couple saints players in aerial contests use his 195cm frame but decided not to fly and stand still and watch, his softness caused mitch to get double and tripled teamed in the forward line and put unnecessary pressure on second year player whitlock who is developing the appropriate frame.

As if hardwick would get rid of a tough hard player.. found a sucker club..

 

[ClintEastwood]

Im not sure its his fault. Dunno what we are trying to achieve playing Whitlock and Lukosius basically as wingmen.

I'm sure you're right that his total lack of anything resembling intensity or fight has everything to do with his position.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Could of put his knee through a couple saints players in aerial contests use his 195cm frame but decided not to fly and stand still and watch, his softness caused mitch to get double and tripled teamed in the forward line and put unnecessary pressure on second year player whitlock who is developing the appropriate frame.

He got bumped off a marking contest easily by a bloke who was at least a foot shorter than him.

 

[all seeing eye]

If he was crook yesterday and cant train fully, why play him.