Jack Watts 2011 Prediction Thread

[PieBeast]

has anyone noticed how feminine jack watts is?

Runs in the family

 

[Poseidon]

Runs in the family

I LOL'd hard.

Boy is doomed.

 

[blured]

I LOL'd hard.

Boy is doomed.

what are the blues cooking this year? is it another foot long steamer

 

[ziad]

good inane thread

 

[Cake]

Man you guys change your opinions on this spud after he plays an average NAB cup game?

All of a sudden he is gonna be a superstar?

This guy is a spud and will always be a spud

 

[Syrus]

This guy is a spud and will always be a spud

Care to bet on it...... oh wait a minute.

 

[Cake]

So his preseason was terrible, like I expected.

Though he did improve a little bit on his output from last year, more clangers now

 

[UrLordUnbeliever]

That's good.. More clangers = more posessions, so he's definately trying..
He's really going to be something when he leaves high school.

 

[Cake]

I reckon he only plays footy for the money, he is saving up for the sex change

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I reckon he only plays footy for the money, he is saving up for the sex change

Perhaps President Wonder Woman can give Jack the details of his surgeon.
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[Syrus]

Perhaps President Wonder Woman can give Jack the details of his surgeon.

More evident that Mugabe is a woman when he wore the mankini.

 

[Demon 16]

Thats a fine job Brayshaw is doing whilst his club is going down the gurgler..

 

[Cake]

Looks like another goal less game coming up for Watts, great use of 1st pick by Melbourne

 

[The Falcon Strike]

How long until Watts is quivering with her handbag in the corner of the casey changerooms worried that Fev might take a photo of her in the shower?

 

[Cake]

9 kicks, 4 handballs, 6 marks, 3 tackles, 0 goals

Another classic Jack Watts failure

 

[tek87]

plays like a link up half forward. leads wide and uses his pace to do it. reads the play well but not a contested possession type player.

 

[Cake]

Only 2 inside 50's, 0 goal assists and a 46% disposal efficency

 

[The OBSTacle]

He'll be a decentish player, but I highly doubt he will ever be a commanding KPF.

He's just not good enough overhead.

More a flanker type.

You can see why Melbourne went and drafted a heap of KPP's in the last draft.

 

[T2B_]

lol Jack Watts. How long do you think he will last, Cakey?

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

solid game today should have had 2 goals... which makes that game (based just on stats, cos lets be honest cake... do you actually watch footy?) look a lot better

 

[Cake]

lol Jack Watts. How long do you think he will last, Cakey?

I'd give him to the end of the year, if he doesn't perform get rid of him

 

[Cake]

solid game today should have had 2 goals... which makes that game (based just on stats, cos lets be honest cake... do you actually watch footy?) look a lot better

But he didn't kick those goals, which is the problem

 

[Syrus]

He needs to move the ball on a lot quicker when he gets it.

 

[PieBeast]

In all seriousness, out of those who played at least one game, is Watts the worst player on Melbourne's list?

 

[Dirt Track]

Biggest mistake since Thorp and Dowler.