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Rumour Jack Watts off field issues.

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So what has Jack Watts actually done wrong? I've read the texts, I still can't see what he's supposed to have done wrong.

I think it’s more just a shock / laugh for everybody.

What we’ve seen on field for 10 years makes him look like such a soft, quiet, polite type.

Turns out he’s a poon destroying cokehead!
 
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Feel a bit sorry for the Jack's old man. This is what he said when Jack got traded.

https://wwos.nine.com.au/afl/jake-s...e-period/cbde137a-05ea-43a7-90fa-6f89f2cff033

Watts' father, Andrew Watts, was also disappointed over his son being portrayed as unprofessional and unfit.

"What we don’t understand is we feel Jack’s been put out there as a bit of a reprobate, a misfit in not turning up fit, not putting in a good effort, (being) a bad influence on younger kids," Andrew said.

"A lot of AFL people have seen him for eight or nine years in the media and he turns up with a smile on his face, he does work hard, so we just don’t understand that language."
 
The texts were doing the rounds in a group chat today, far out. The absolute thirst on some of the birds is unreal, and one of them is an absolute A tier Melbourne model as well.

Pick one for being an absolute ******* poon Prince alright

All these texts reinforce to me is that I wasted my good footy years sinking piss on end of season trips and country week, mind you trying to drill a carton of Swan draught on a 40 seater bus on the way to a few wineries did have it's beautiful moments....I guess it's not all that bad

We've really been so spoilt for content the last few days, I almost needs to go and have a lie down. **** yeah, the off-season is shaping up to be a cracker!!

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What footy trip goes to a winery????????
 

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I gotta have me my boats and hoes

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I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria
Nachos and Lemonheads on my dad's boat
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We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I cum I produce a quart
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There's a nice lady whore, I'd like to spank her

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Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas, call the A-rabs
I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow
Take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when I cum in your hair
Pull up the anchor 'cause we're leaving dry land
Get below deck with a dick in your hand
Anchors away and shiver me timbers
We like to **** ladies with our 8-inch limbers
Love me hookers who be a-curvy
Ain't no lemons and limes, so contracted the scurvy
Drop the anchor, give that ho a shout
'Cause I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes
 

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Cool story bro.....

As for Watts, he was brought in to play footy and help our forward 50 entries
Certainly becoming proficient at that
 

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