Rumour Jack Watts off field issues.

[Bunk Moreland]

So what has Jack Watts actually done wrong? I've read the texts, I still can't see what he's supposed to have done wrong.

I think it’s more just a shock / laugh for everybody.

What we’ve seen on field for 10 years makes him look like such a soft, quiet, polite type.

Turns out he’s a poon destroying cokehead!

 

[Luv_our_club]

 

[ThirtyFive]

Just his 3 chicks and his actual.

Did he play Anzac Day? If so, 8,500 +. Not that I noticed him, if he did.

 

[dav3]

Been at Port for a year. Quick leaner. Maybe the skipper took him under the wing and fast tracked him.

Except for...... you know...... a number of those messages being from 18 months ago

 

[Luv_our_club]

Feel a bit sorry for the Jack's old man. This is what he said when Jack got traded.

https://wwos.nine.com.au/afl/jake-s...e-period/cbde137a-05ea-43a7-90fa-6f89f2cff033

Watts' father, Andrew Watts, was also disappointed over his son being portrayed as unprofessional and unfit.

"What we don’t understand is we feel Jack’s been put out there as a bit of a reprobate, a misfit in not turning up fit, not putting in a good effort, (being) a bad influence on younger kids," Andrew said.

"A lot of AFL people have seen him for eight or nine years in the media and he turns up with a smile on his face, he does work hard, so we just don’t understand that language."

 

[manureid]

Of course he turns up with a smile on his face.

 

[Crowked]

Except for...... you know...... a number of those messages being from 18 months ago

There you go. He was brought in as a role model. Would explain why Port recruited him. Certainly wasn't his football.

 

[chiwigi]

Cheated on his partner

LOL!

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

The unintended fallout is the girls names are now out there as well. Not sure they should be dragged into this

Why are they any less deserving of having their privacy respected than what Jack is?

 

[FRUMPY]

The texts were doing the rounds in a group chat today, far out. The absolute thirst on some of the birds is unreal, and one of them is an absolute A tier Melbourne model as well.

Pick one for being an absolute ******* poon Prince alright

All these texts reinforce to me is that I wasted my good footy years sinking piss on end of season trips and country week, mind you trying to drill a carton of Swan draught on a 40 seater bus on the way to a few wineries did have it's beautiful moments....I guess it's not all that bad

We've really been so spoilt for content the last few days, I almost needs to go and have a lie down. **** yeah, the off-season is shaping up to be a cracker!!

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What footy trip goes to a winery????????

 

[Harro59]

Why are they any less deserving of having their privacy respected than what Jack is?

Pretty sure they are all in this together now.

 

[MisterMarcus]

So he has a steady gf, 5 or so semi-permanent women on the side, plus he's getting strip shows/sexy massages on top of all that.

How has he passed WADA? He must be dipping his dick in PEDs....

 

[FR0GGY]

Except for...... you know...... a number of those messages being from 18 months ago

Wasn’t one just after the showdown?

 

[Plat]

Did his girlfriend move from Melbourne to wherever the hell Port players live with Jack?

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes

The Nina, Oh! The Pinta, Oh! The Santa Maria Oh!
I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria
Nachos and Lemonheads on my dad's boat
You won't go down 'cause my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I cum I produce a quart
Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor
There's a nice lady whore, I'd like to spank her

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes

Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas, call the A-rabs
I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow
Take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when I cum in your hair
Pull up the anchor 'cause we're leaving dry land
Get below deck with a dick in your hand
Anchors away and shiver me timbers
We like to **** ladies with our 8-inch limbers
Love me hookers who be a-curvy
Ain't no lemons and limes, so contracted the scurvy
Drop the anchor, give that ho a shout
'Cause I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes
I gotta have me my boats and hoes

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Jackie boy needs a personal assistant to handle this much skirt.

Was there pics too?

 

[canny30]

Is that Max Gawn playing tonsil hockey with a dude?

 

[giantroo]

https://www.themercury.com.au/sport...l/news-story/09314de0a73d152884f9c8c572ab6d65

 

[TBellicious]

In addition to his highly under-performing and amusing career to date, this saga could propel Watts into the position of the biggest meme in AFL history.
What a man.

 

[dav3]

There you go. He was brought in as a role model. Would explain why Port recruited him. Certainly wasn't his football.

Cool story bro.....

As for Watts, he was brought in to play footy and help our forward 50 entries

 

[StillAtLarge]

Did his girlfriend move from Melbourne to wherever the hell Port players live with Jack?

Snowtown?

 

[Cleric]

Clearly saw from holding your list up.

"sore"
I guess that private school education was wasted.

 

[GreyCrow]

Cool story bro.....

As for Watts, he was brought in to play footy and help our forward 50 entries

Certainly becoming proficient at that

 

[evo]

https://www.themercury.com.au/sport...l/news-story/09314de0a73d152884f9c8c572ab6d65

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LOL. Two 'alleged' in one sentence.

Jack has been busy.

 

[Vikingblood]

https://www.themercury.com.au/sport...l/news-story/09314de0a73d152884f9c8c572ab6d65

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That headline is awesome. Jack Watts certainly fits the bill of 'allegedly being an AFL player'.