Jack Watts

[xflamedancer]

And Melbourne paid for the paperclip

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Let's Back Jack

 

[Smithy7]

 

[Beats28772]

Everyone in here gets a Watts....

 

[Duck Farmer]

Oops!

Well they are paying part of his salary.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Read the thread title as "Watts makes powerful memes - official"

That he does.

 

[StuMan]

HOLY DYNAMIC DUO!!!

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I sure hope this was part of the supposed PowerPoint that Port showed Watts.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I sure hope this was part of the supposed PowerPoint that Port showed Watts.

Oh it was.

 

[afl2004]

Giving up pick 31 in a draft with only really a good 1st 25 players to pick.

This trade is basically a free hit not to mention the dees are paying some of his contract as well.

Moneyball type trade . Cheap and his strengths fill our weaknesses that need filling.

9/10 trade

 

[Powerage]

Our first no. 1 draft pick IIRC, even if he is second hand. IMO a really important pickup if he can recapture his 2016 form. Hopefully the change of club does for him what it did for Schultz.

 

[Doctor Feel]

WATT WAAAAATT

 

[DaTBird187]

Onya Mahns! Always looking out for us!

Must have had a great time at the Premiership reunion a few weeks back.

 

[DaTBird187]

HOLY DYNAMIC DUO!!!

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Stop the internet. It has been defeated.

 

[shewho]

Introducing Jack to our Chinese sponsors:

Koch: Mr Hoo, I'd like to introduce Jack Watts. Jack, Mr Hoo
JW: Mr Hoo
Hoo: Who?
JW: No Watts
Hoo: No who are you?
JW: No Hoo are you. Me is Watts.
Hoo: What?
JW: Watts.
Hoo: Mr Koch, what's this mans name?
Koch: Yes
Hoo: What?
Koch: No Watts.
Hoo: You know what's? You Australians have funny names.
Koch: Who?

Hoo leaves

Koch: Thank god we didn't recruit Jeremy Howe.

 

[Dalfino]

Jack Watts is already my favourite player because his trade helped me get my most liked post ever.

This guy is gonna feature prominently on this board for years to come.

 

[TeeKray]

This is just an utter steal.

Goodwin is an A grade flog who obviously appreciates faux tough guys and cheap shot merchants over skill and talent.

Welcome to the PAFC Jack, you'll do great here.

 

[Boxx]

Like the Footy show or not, this is still pretty funny!

 

[PepeSilvia]

Look, I'll come out and say it. He's coming to Ports because of this post...

 

[Dylan8]

It's funny how supporters love players that love their club isn't it?

It seems like Melbourne FC broke Jacks heart when they told him 1 year away from life membership that they didn't want him. It would also seem to me that he is the perfect fit for Port Adelaide.

Club and team first.

Let's give him lots of love and judging by his comments on NTUA it won't take long for him to be PAFC to his core.

Let's back Jack.

Amen. Seems like Jack was a guy destined to see out his career at the Demons for better or worse, particularly after he rejected free agency. I hope he adopts the club and its values in the face of what is probably a heartbreaking rejection from Melbourne.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Look, I'll come out and say it. He's coming to Ports because of this post...

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Man his wiki has had some work done to it. I wonder if it will continue as a Port player.

One thing I got from his wiki is that he's reliable in close games

 

[Suit]

Look, I'll come out and say it. He's coming to Ports because of this post...

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Outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

 

[Kingfish73]

I'm confident that he will be a good player for you guys. Not just because that would be typical of Melbourne but because I think that he already is a good player and that he plays his best footy when the coach is relentlessly positive about him.

I honestly reckon those of you who get along to Adelaide Oval regularly will enjoy watching him the most. He is a great player to watch live IMO, one of the smartest players I've seen he's always getting into good positions and obviously uses the footy really well. These past four or five years I've never really understood the critics of his work ethic, he is a hard runner who covers a lot of ground and can ruck as well as play in defence when trying to shut a game down/hold a lead in the dying minutes. He can sometimes lack intensity in the contest I suppose, but as long as he's just expected to play a role rather than be All-Australian I think his strengths will more than cover his weaknesses. I'd expect him to be in the top 10 in your B&F for the next four or five years which is a lot more than I can say of pick 31...

I'll miss seeing him in the red and blue and I hope he has success at your club.

Port supporters have been suitably prepped with Justin Westhoff's demeanor

 

[Doctor Feel]

Port supporters have been suitably prepped with Justin Westhoff's demina

Demina

 

[Portmanteau]

*Demona

 

[Doctor Feel]

*Demona

*Mangina