Media Jade: Qooty By The Balls

[Jade]

In 100 seasons, when Jade is spoken of with due reverence and acknowledged as the undisputed best there ever was, biographers will clamor for tidbits of information, desperate to piece together what astonishing mixture of genetics and animal magnetism made Jade what he was - the lighting in a bottle shaped like a Qooty superstar.

Jade doesn't want them to seek in vain, so here is a bit of the Jade family history.

Sporting prowess has always come easily to the mighty stallions that occupy the Jade bloodline.

Here's Jade Sr plying his trade in the ring:



Jade's second cousin Jade-san was more of a 'feats of strength' kind of guy



Pre-Orders for Jade: Qooty By The Balls will be available by Christmas.

 

[Loonerty]

Joey Ryan is a penis pretender.

Right, PhenomenalV1?

 

[gym4life]

This is bad and you should feel bad.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

If I ordered all rookies on basis of eka chances, this guy would be at the bottom.

 

[NinjaSwan]

If I ordered all rookies on basis of eka chances, this guy would be at the bottom.

Weren't you going to do that but gave up after not even a week?

 

[Halorad]

If I ordered all rookies on basis of eka chances, this guy would be at the bottom.

Too high imo

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Weren't you going to do that but gave up after not even a week?

I uhm... uh

Hey, look over there, someone’s bagging Kendrick Lamar!

*runs*

 

[Jade]

If I ordered all rookies on basis of eka chances, this guy would be at the bottom.

Jade is frequently at the bottom.

 

[Jade]

Too high imo

That reminds me of another Jade story.

But what happens on the Qooty trip, stays on the Qooty trip.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Jade is frequently at the bottom.

Are you like that character off oblivion ?



Im gonna call you J’ade the liar.

 

[Halorad]

And now we celebrate the rookies that didnt post media writen by their team mates.

 

[Jade]

Are you like that character off oblivion ?



Im gonna call you J’ade the liar.

How’s your Mums basement?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

How’s your Mums basement?

Mate, American forums are that way. Australian houses don’t tend to have basements.

FWIW that’s one of the few vid games I play.

 

[U2tigers]

Good On ya Jade, Post what you want.

Your thread right here, is better then 100 other odd crap threads that so called veterans have posted lately.

(Goals of the week) are examples.

 

[NinjaSwan]

Mate, American forums are that way. Australian houses don’t tend to have basements.

FWIW that’s one of the few vid games I play.

Don't worry ND, everyone plays video games now.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Good On ya Jade, Post what you want.

Your thread right here, is better then 100 other odd crap threads that so called veterans have posted lately.

(Goals of the week) are examples.

Ulahoopski isn't a veteren

SM on the other hand is a washed up flog who really should retire.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Don't worry ND, everyone plays video games now.

Your image isn't showing up for me.

 

[NinjaSwan]

Your image isn't showing up for me.

Oh, not sure why it's fine me, but it's a gif Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec saying "Nerd culture is mainstream now. So when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, that means you're the one that's out of the Zeitgeist."

 

[SM]

Ulahoopski isn't a veteren

SM on the other hand is a washed up flog who really should retire.

I hope you don't retire, you give highly regarded people everywhere hope they can achieve something in life.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Joey Ryan is a penis pretender.

Right, PhenomenalV1?

I understood that reference.

 

[Loonerty]

I understood that reference.

Thank you. You're the only one who will.

 

[Jade]

I understood that reference.

Thank you. You're the only one who will.

 

[Ulahoopski]

Good On ya Jade, Post what you want.

Your thread right here, is better then 100 other odd crap threads that so called veterans have posted lately.

(Goals of the week) are examples.

Yeah, right on, cause we need more chest beating threads with dick jokes and less qooty based celebration threads.

 

[Yakker]

Jades old man in action

 

[Jade]

Jades old man in action

Brother, fool...