Carlton "jake my boy, you go to Saint Kilda and play your best football"
Carlisle " ok boss, but prefer my name on Jezzas locker"
Carlton " theres time for that just say how happy you are going to saint Kilda"
Carlisle "ok boss, whatever you say"
Dodoro "Hello Saints, we want pick five for Jake"
Saints " This isn't happening and you know it"
Dodoro " Then make us a fair offer"
Saints " 2nd round pick 2015 and 2nd round pick 2016"
Dodoro " You do understand we can not accept this, right?"
Saints " We beg to differ, you do understand Jake is uncontracted and had fairly poor two years and has an attitude"
Dodoro" What about his talent, he is worth pick 5!"
Saints" If he was such a talent as you say then he would have shown it over the past two years which he hasn't.. two second round picks take it or leave it"
Dodoro" Sorry we re unable to accept this deal"
Saints " Fine, we will call Charlie Curnows name in the draft and save $750k on the cap for a player next season"
Dodoro "Do as you wish"
Carlton (whilst smoking a Cuban cigar)" jake my boy, what did I tell you?"
Carlisle " wow, you just let them fight amongst themselves"
Carlton " you do not worry any about that - we will offer you a three year + two year deal if you come in PSD"
Carlisle " ok boss, that sounds great, can I have Jezzas number?"
Carlton "Plenty of time for that - theres Jezza, Judd, Nicholls, Silvagni, Koutoufides, Dean.. let me tell you all about it"