Jake Carlisle Updates

[SaintsSeptember]

1.34 seconds in, Mav making a case for captain with a quick spa with Roo.

Leave poor old Tommy Walsh alone, its bad enough his career died.

 

[Diehard Saint]

Paranoid..

... as Saints supporters, perfectly understandable ...

 

[Persevering Saint]

1.34 seconds in, Mav making a case for captain with a quick spa with Roo.

It's SPAR, you idiot!

What, you want them to get into a hot tub together? What exactly do you have in mind!?

LOL

 

[Melksham2Siposs]

It's SPAR, you idiot!

What, you want them to get into a hot tub together? What exactly do you have in mind!?

LOL

hahaha fire up mate

 

[saint66au]

I'm pretty confident that this is all crap. I'm sure if there was any truth in it journos on Twitter would be all over it.

nanganator from a random Facebook post from someone that knows someone who works near Moorabbin or something.

That FB person has form for posting absolute BS.

 

[Saint12]

You shouldve been there for the audio
He wailed like an old italian lady at a funeral then let rip with a tirade of swear words that would put a Sailor with tourettes syndrome to shame.
Very funny to see and hear

Any pics?

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Any pics?

That was a long time ago my friend. Back before camera phones.
Back in the days when what happened on the footy trip stayed on the footy trip

 

[Dr Spaceman]

An old mate of mine did his ACL playing snooker . True story.


But he was obesely fat and pissed and tripped over his own pool cue , twisted his knee and all the wieght from his big arse and gut just crumpled his poor knee.
So unless Jake was playing snooker im calling it bullshit

Did he take his cue from you?

 

[austinnn]

I've checked the video and it's true!!!

Jake's done "Another Carlisle Laugh"

Simply appalling.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I've checked the video and it's true!!!

Jake's done "Another Carlisle Laugh"

Cmon mate. Everybody here knows i do the really shitty cringe worthy jokes. You do the funny ones.
Lift your game champ

 

[saintbatty]

No its not.
Jake laughs at such reconstructions, they barely slow him down.
Chuck Norris wishes there were Jake Carlisle movies to watch.

Unfortunately there is a short documentary he filmed on snapchat ...

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Unfortunately there is a short documentary he filmed on snapchat ...

Shoosh, it never happened. All photoshopped and painstakingly formed into a movie.

 

[Strahany]

I saw Jake Carlisle at a supermarket in Mentone yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[Left_Billings]

I saw Jake Carlisle at a supermarket in Mentone yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[JG22]

I saw Jake Carlisle at a supermarket in Mentone yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

You wouldn't read about it

 

[saintsrfreak]

I saw Jake Carlisle at a supermarket in Mentone yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Classic copy-pasta

 

[aussierulesrules]

What a terrible experience. If that's what he's like it's a surprise that Richo was OK with him coming to our club, having spent a year with him at Essendon and surely knowing what he's like.

 

[saintsrfreak]

What a terrible experience. If that's what he's like it's a surprise that Richo was OK with him coming to our club, having spent a year with him at Essendon and surely knowing what he's like.

Haha let's knock it on the head before some toe-rag 'journalist' like Purple picks up the story, Strahany is taking the piss

 

[aussierulesrules]

Haha let's knock it on the head before some toe-rag 'journalist' like Purple picks up the story, Strahany is taking the piss

Well that's a relief. Guess I'm just a bit slow tonight! Don't do that to me Strahany!

 

[Strahany]

Tongue firmly in cheek

 

[Kildonan]

Ryan Gosling

 

[RoundCubic]

I saw Jake Carlisle at a supermarket in Mentone yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Real problem is his bad role models as a child

 

[Nutsngum]

I saw Jake Carlisle at a supermarket in Mentone yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

This s**t is older then the internet.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

I saw Jake Carlisle at a supermarket in Mentone yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I was walking our mini fox terrier on St Kilda beach when i passed Carlisle walking the other way.
Unexpectedly he reached down and picked up my dog and kicked it as hard as he could.
The poor thing went about 60mts into the water.
I screamed out " OMG i cant believe what you just did" .
.Jake just said "what"
I said " You kicked my dog 60mts into the water and it wasnt even a torp. Can you drop punt that far all the time mate?".
"Yeah" he said.
"COOL" I said .

Seemed like a nice bloke.

 

[austinnn]

I feel deeply ashamed for initially believing this, until I got to the milky bars bit.