Jake Stringer midfield watch

[BRWB]

Jake is certainly doing his best to give Dustin a run for his money in the weird hair department:

Gotta say, EFC parents have bred high quality daughters.

Kudos

 

[Bodicifer]

Jake is certainly doing his best to give Dustin a run for his money in the weird hair department:

I'm more interested in seeing the size of the bird that shit on his head

 

[Lockyer24]

Do they check for bipolar when they do the medical before a trade?

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[GetDimmaBack]

Do they check for bipolar when they do the medical before a trade?

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Accidently and inadvertently, you may just have a point there...

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Surprise he didn't play AFL X... you'd hardly be resting him for the real stuff.

 

[Dav1d]

Someone should tell Jake that auditions for Draco Malfoy finished a long time ago.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

 

[dmc333]

Good ****. What is the mental age of this cretin?

Odds on to be diddling another high school girl by June.

 

[QuietB]

Do they check for bipolar when they do the medical before a trade?

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I think Essendon use the same questioaire as Big Brother

 

[TazHawk15]

Apart from DangerFlog and Duckwood this Stringer bloke has to be the biggest Flog in the AFL.

That he ended up at the Biggest Flog of a club is irony at its best.

 

[Wayne Dwop]

FFS someone buy him a mirror.

 

[Vikingblood]

FFS someone buy him a mirror.

It's his useless bogan brain that's the problem, not his eyesight. At least he's consistent. Shit season 2017, transfers to shit club, gets a shit tatt of a Gorillalion and now gets a shit haircut.

 

[Gosha]

Who’s the bird?

 

[theyellowsash]

FFS someone buy him a mirror.

At first glance I read than as minor. Still equally useful to him.

 

[True North]

The girl is hot and obviously brain dead. Perfect combo for an AFLW Insta influncer.

 

[leobarryustar]

He’s gotta be on the gear, surely

It turns out he was unhappy with the lion so he’s gonna give it antlers and set it on fire

 

[Mofra]

He’s gotta be on the gear, surely

It turns out he was unhappy with the lion so he’s gonna give it antlers and set it on fire

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Amazing isn't it, he's been at the Bombers for a couple of months and he's already addicted to needlework.

 

[captain blood 17]

Father of disgraced drug cheat Tim Watson thinks Jake Stringer will challenge Dustin Martin in midfield.

Has Tim been on the gear as well? Are Essendon experimenting on Tim now that they don’t have Jobe? I think they injected rhinosauras blood into his brain and it’s having extreme side effects.

What is wrong with SEN by the way? They’ve given a drug cheat’s father and a mate’s wife rooter their own show. May as well chuck Stephen Dank and Jake Stringer on there as well.

Tim thought the Essendon list was clean during the doping saga as well. May as well quote guys like Toot Toot Nixon and Lance Armstrong for opinions. Just as factual and accurate.

 

[BRWB]

Tim thought the Essendon list was clean during the doping saga as well. May as well quote guys like Toot Toot Nixon and Lance Armstrong for opinions. Just as factual and accurate.

Just a note to say you are on fire cb17.

Oh and If Jake's brain can be located and rebooted he could be anything. Sadly, looking like a younger and dumber version of Fev at present (I know impossible right?)

 

[captain blood 17]

Just a note to say you are on fire cb17.

Oh and If Jake's brain can be located and rebooted he could be anything. Sadly, looking like a younger and dumber version of Fev at present (I know impossible right?)

It's great. The MB has given me new play things.
Jake is a ****wit. A talent which will go to waste as there's nothing upstairs. His delusions and the EFC supporter base are a match made in heaven. You just know he's gonna screw up. It's just a matter of when.

 

[Haduken]

Some gambling rabbit that now plays with convicted drug cheats

so Jake King?

 

[Bigeasy]

Do they check for bipolar when they do the medical before a trade?

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Our club doesn't.

 

[hawkman]

Is he playing today?

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Is he playing today?

Yes

 

[Gosha]

Stringer looks decent. Midfield beast.