Jake Stringer midfield watch

[db swannie]

He looked like a big fat roley poley kid from high school, the one other kids made fun of for being a bit fat and shit.

I like how his new tattoo just sticks out the sides of his fat underarms.

The commentators were sucking him off bigtime in the first ten minutes, then toward the end of the third quarter I was thinking to myself, "Where's Jakey Boy?" and sure enough Brooce chimes in and says, "Gee, Stringer started off well, but he's been pretty quiet since then..."

Don't you just get the feeling Stringer's going to be a dud at Drugendon??

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Think the Bombers would have been better getting Jack Watts...

 

[True North]

Stringer was better than several others that played, Betts for One.

 

[LittleG]

Jake has continued his form line down and managed a whole 9 disposals playing midfield.

 

[David Schwarz]

What's the name of the Essendon recruiter that was swinging his pin dick in the breeze over this trade again?

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

He couldn't run out of sight on a dark night.

 

[Iskender Time]

ABC radio team got stuck into the slacker for too much walking and rightfully questioning his place in the best 22. Bloke is takng the piss.

 

[maryjames]

Jake has continued his form line down and managed a whole 9 disposals playing midfield.

Cyril like.

 

[charcoalchicken]

Gee he is shit

 

[OnTheRocks]

Cyril like.

needs to work on his finger twirling

 

[db swannie]

Every time I see him on the tv during the game he's walking or jogging slowly. Then as if he realises the cameras are on him, he begins a short run toward the action, crashes into a contest, then gets up and starts walking again.

I'll be amazed if he's still in the side within a week or two. He's the next Colin Silvia.

 

[Ciderhound]

Heading the same way as Vickery.

 

[DrEvil_]

Slotted perfectly into his new club.

 

[the avoca drover]

Cyril like.

You’re a cunny funt MJ, you never miss a chance to get into Cyril.

 

[db swannie]

needs to work on his finger twirling

Oh god you just reminded me, Motlop’s playing today.

 

[Elite Master]

Stringer was better than several others that played, Betts for One.

Yeah but Betts is old now and not to mention has been a star for years, one of the best small forwards of his generation. Stringer is still young and should be in his prime yet continues to struggle since 2016.

 

[OnTheRocks]

You’re a cunny funt MJ, you never miss a chance to get into Cyril.

 

[Gosha]

This bloke still dominating clearances like he did at Windy Hill pre-season?

 

[David Schwarz]

This bloke still dominating clearances like he did at Windy Hill pre-season?

Just kicked a junktime snap

Should have seen the Essendon side get around him, probably would have counted at least two people

 

[Gosha]

Just kicked a junktime snap

Should have seen the Essendon side get around him, probably would have counted at least two people

“The final piece of the puzzle”

 

[charcoalchicken]

Spud

 

[db swannie]

Just kicked a junktime snap

Should have seen the Essendon side get around him, probably would have counted at least two people

He doesn’t look very happy at his new club does he? I wonder if he’s rooted any of his teammates girlfriends, or their younger sisters.

 

[David Schwarz]

He doesn’t look very happy at his new club does he? I wonder if he’s rooted any of his teammates girlfriends, or their younger sisters.

I didn’t want him to go for the sole reason that he was a part of our first flag for about a million years, but it’s clear there is something seriously wrong in his life, and it is affecting the way he responds or/and is received by others

 

[db swannie]

I didn’t want him to go for the sole reason that he was a part of our first flag for about a million years, but it’s clear there is something seriously wrong in his life, and it is affecting the way he responds or/and is received by others

Yeah, he looks miserable and alienated from his teammates.

 

[David Schwarz]

Yeah, he looks miserable and alienated from his teammates.

Deep down I doubt he wanted to leave

He has always been an idiot, but he was our loveable idiot, and he had a home

Now he’s at a club that’s both recovering from... that... and is building for the future. He’s neither here nor there, and expected to be part of the move forward