News Jarman impey drinking, crashes car, leaves scene and goes for a bike ride

[El Zorro]

... or alternatively, it's bullshit.

Most likely.

 

[Killer Power]

Oliver Stone has bought the movie rights although even he is having trouble coming up with a convincing magic Commodore theory.

There was however a second runner, last seen going over a grassy knoll in Rymill Park

 

[Steve Dore]

This online article is probably based on the ABC 891 story that OneGreatClub mentioned in the media *shakes head* thread.

When celebrities and sports stars fail, why do we accept an apology for their bad behaviour?

Why do we accept anyone's apology for bad behaviour?

"Mr Bond said celebrities and sports stars were starting to treat a public apology like a get-out-of-jail-free card."

So Jarme thinks the police will drop all charges and the insurance companies won't come looking for their money because he apologised?

 

[Steve Dore]

Some questions to ponder:

Has anyone actually been able to place Impey in the Commodore at the time of the accident?

Is there any evidence that the Commodore belonged to Impey?

How was the Commodore transported to Norwood?

Was the licence found in the Commodore planted to implicate Impey in the crime?

Was it really a Commodore or was it just a rebadged Lexcen?

 

[jac147]

He left out the best of the lot when Dean Brogan tore off a crers supporters head and shat down his neck at the airport or the other time when he ate another crers supporters dog just for laughs.

Re Dean Brogan. You must remember that the crow supporter intentionally made a visit to the Adelaide Airport with the clear intention to throw abuse at our players. Dean sorted him out.
The dog incident at a park near the old Goodwood Orphanage involved a fight between two dog owners after their muts came to blows. I think the other owner was a doctor and from the sub-continent.
And another bone I've got to pick with Broges: A few years back my wife & I went to the Norwood Theatre to watch our grand daughters Xmas dancing concert & Broges and his wife had the nerve to sit in the seats in front of us.
Did not see a b.....y thing!! Thanks Broge!

 

[dav3]

Was it really a Commodore or was it just a rebadged Lexcen?

It was a Commodore.............. but he stole it

 

[Steve Dore]

Re Dean Brogan. You must remember that the crow supporter intentionally made a visit to the Adelaide Airport with the clear intention to throw abuse at our players. Dean sorted him out. .......

Dale Mortimer got his 15 minutes of fame.

 

[bomberclifford]

Dale Mortimer got his 15 minutes of fame.

By god, this needs a "Where are they now?" article.

 

[jac147]

Dale Mortimer got his 15 minutes of fame.

I forget to mention that the idiot ran straight to 5aa with the tale that he had been assaulted by Dean Brogan. What a loser!

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Dean Brogan

 

[jac147]

By god, this needs a "Where are they now?" article.

Broges now lives in Sydney as an assistant coach with GWS. Joke of course!

 

[jac147]

Broges now lives in Sydney as an assistant coach with GWS. Joke of course!

The Crow's loser - who cares?

 

[Valentino]

By god, this needs a "Where are they now?" article.

I suspect that these days he lives on the crers BF board, has had a sex change and goes by the name of a well known make of car.

 

[mic59]

Re Dean Brogan. You must remember that the crow supporter intentionally made a visit to the Adelaide Airport with the clear intention to throw abuse at our players. Dean sorted him out.

That just reminded me. There was that case of the supporter who had a verbal go at Clarko near Adelaide Oval that was kept in the papers for at least a week after it happened. The Dale Mortimer one wasn't in the news for all that long, clearly because there was nothing that could show the cows in a better light than Port there.

 

[LFC2010]

Dean Brogan

Kicking the s**t of out Adelaide.. Bloke is a legend

 

[70sDinosaur]

W

ho owned the toyota Camry that was damaged?

Wait a minute.

Was one of the damaged cars a camry?

Why all the fuss then?

Well done, Jars.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Re Dean Brogan. You must remember that the crow supporter intentionally made a visit to the Adelaide Airport with the clear intention to throw abuse at our players. Dean sorted him out.....

No the idiot went to abuse the departing Essendon players who had played against the crows the night before. Brogan was at the airport and the dill decided to abuse him as well.

 

[Pappagallo]

Dale Mortimer got his 15 minutes of fame.

By god, this needs a "Where are they now?" article.

I heard that he faked his own death recently.

 

[Grave Danger]

This online article is probably based on the ABC 891 story that OneGreatClub mentioned in the media *shakes head* thread.

When celebrities and sports stars fail, why do we accept an apology for their bad behaviour?

Why do we accept anyone's apology for bad behaviour?

"Mr Bond said celebrities and sports stars were starting to treat a public apology like a get-out-of-jail-free card."

So Jarme thinks the police will drop all charges and the insurance companies won't come looking for their money because he apologised?

"If a bank robber robs a bank and then stands up and says I'm sorry, we don't move on do we?"

I wonder if this Sports Psychologist Jeff Bond makes his living helping elite athletes realise that they are not invincible?

 

[OneGreatClub]

"If a bank robber robs a bank and then stands up and says I'm sorry, we don't move on do we?"

I wonder if this Sports Psychologist Jeff Bond makes his living helping elite athletes realise that they are not invincible?

Obviously the only solution left is to put Jars in the stocks and stone him. Anyway I blame Gus for all this, if he hadn't kept playing NTUA on repeat at max volume the neighbours wouldn't have been so pissed off.

 

[Kingfish73]

The post quoted above appears to have been deleted since I saved this draft. I sincerely hope mine doesn't meet a similar fate, if only to deter further moronic and off-topic posts. Here goes:

• Fabian Francis - Francis played with Port Adelaide between 1995 and 2001 in both the SANFL and AFL. Although we now know his incidents of domestic violence dated back to 1998, he was not charged until 2009, well after his time with the club. There was no way the club could have known, let alone taken action against him at the time.

• Peter Burgoyne - Accused of sexual assault, but no charges were proceeded with and no conviction was recorded. A civil lawsuit was later settled out of court. Given no charges were proceeded with and there was no conviction recorded, what were the club expected to do from a punishment standpoint?

• Adam Heuskes - As above, except he was not a Port Adelaide player at the time of the alleged incident or subsequent civil lawsuit. Irrelevant.

• Nick Stevens - Stevens played with Port Adelaide between 1997 and 2003. His incident of domestic violence took place in 2013, ten years after severing ties with the club, and he was convicted in 2015. Irrelevant.

• etc, etc, etc. - Who else would you like to name?

Meanwhile, in your own backyard:

• Nathan Bock - Bock was an Adelaide player in 2009 when he was arrested for assaulting his then-girlfriend. He later admitted in court to slapping her, throwing beer in her face, ripping her handbag, and damaging both her bracelet and mobile phone. He was placed on a 12-month, $200.00 good behaviour bond by the court, while the club suspended him for one game and fined him $5,000.00. Apparently this punishment is not hefty enough for damaging four stationary cars and fleeing, but is perfectly acceptable for drunkenly assaulting a woman in public and damaging her personal property.

• Wayne Carey - In 1997, Carey pleaded guilty to indecent assault after grabbing a female passerby's breast. He then allegedly asked 'why don't you get a bigger pair of ****?' The matter was later settled out of court. He arrived at Adelaide courtesy of an extramarital affair involving teammate Anthony Stevens' wife. One month after retiring from Adelaide, he was arrested for misdemeanor battery in Las Vegas - the first in a string of violent incidents. Although these later incidents fell outside of his time with Adelaide - the same logic used by yourself - he was recruited by Adelaide with the full knowledge of his treatment of women.

• Simon Goodwin (ft. Ben Hudson, Mark Ricciuto, Nathan Bock, Rhett Biglands, and Scott Welsh) - Goodwin, who was club champion at the time, physically assaulted and threatened to kill an Advertiser photographer while drinking at a city establishment in 2005. The photographer had just captured some of Goodwin's teammates - reportedly Ben Hudson, Nathan Bock, and Rhett Biglands - wrestling outside of a Waymouth Street hotel, partly owned by former Crow Wayne Carey. They, along with other Adelaide players, had been drinking and behaving in what witnesses described as 'an unruly manner' prior to the incident taking place.

The photographer - who had remained on public property, and did not enter the hotel at any point - was thrown against a wall by Goodwin who said, "If you run any photos, I'll f***ing kill you". He then pressed his forearm to the photographer's throat and added, "You're f***ed if you run this".

Captain Mark Ricciuto, who was one of the other players present, told reporter Rebekah Devlin that his club would no longer deal with The Advertiser if the incident was publicised. Scott Welsh was forced to step in and physically restrain an 'agitated' Ricciuto, while Biglands tried to convince her not to publicise the incident.

A prepared statement by the club said its players arrived at the hotel for Christmas celebrations at 10:30AM - despite being photographed drinking as early as 9:00AM - and that all had returned home by 5:00AM. Chief Executive Steven Trigg said the club supported Goodwin, but stressed it did not condone his actions, while coach Neil Craig said the incident would be "a learning experience" and the club could turn it "into a positive". He also added that the Crows' leadership group - two of its most senior members being Goodwin and Ricciuto - would "probably" consider the matter in the new year.

Despite everything that had occurred, the club took no action against Goodwin or any of the other players present at the time. Instead, they considered Goodwin's public apology and personal phone call with the photographer to be sufficient.

• This list does not include Adelaide players Ronnie Burns, Graham Johncock, Laurence Angwin, Tony Armstrong, Scott Thompson, Matthew Jaensch, and Daniel Talia, whose respective incidents and subsequent punishments were covered in a previous post.

Let me wrap up by stating this: I have no issue with supporters of other clubs contributing to our board - I have even defended those who were needlessly attacked by fellow Port Adelaide supporters - but ones who behave like you, above, are an absolute disease. Don't come here with your holier-than-thou attitude, armed with irrelevant and unsubstantiated 'facts', and the misguided belief that you, your club administration, your culture, and your players are somehow superior to us and ours. You will be called out, you will be educated, and you will be exposed for the satchel of units you are.

Now, back to the topic.

Alyx out.

Quality

 

[mic59]

I was just watching Channel 7 and an ad for the news came up. 2 SA police stories but neither of them had anything to do with Jarman Impey. One story about a terrorist threat in America and a catch by Alex Carey. Watch out, Channel 7, you're dragging your feet!

 

[Kingfish73]

The post quoted above appears to have been deleted since I saved this draft. I sincerely hope mine doesn't meet a similar fate, if only to deter further moronic and off-topic posts. Here goes:

• Fabian Francis - Francis played with Port Adelaide between 1995 and 2001 in both the SANFL and AFL. Although we now know his incidents of domestic violence dated back to 1998, he was not charged until 2009, well after his time with the club. There was no way the club could have known, let alone taken action against him at the time.

• Peter Burgoyne - Accused of sexual assault, but no charges were proceeded with and no conviction was recorded. A civil lawsuit was later settled out of court. Given no charges were proceeded with and there was no conviction recorded, what were the club expected to do from a punishment standpoint?

• Adam Heuskes - As above, except he was not a Port Adelaide player at the time of the alleged incident or subsequent civil lawsuit. Irrelevant.

• Nick Stevens - Stevens played with Port Adelaide between 1997 and 2003. His incident of domestic violence took place in 2013, ten years after severing ties with the club, and he was convicted in 2015. Irrelevant.

• etc, etc, etc. - Who else would you like to name?

Meanwhile, in your own backyard:

• Nathan Bock - Bock was an Adelaide player in 2009 when he was arrested for assaulting his then-girlfriend. He later admitted in court to slapping her, throwing beer in her face, ripping her handbag, and damaging both her bracelet and mobile phone. He was placed on a 12-month, $200.00 good behaviour bond by the court, while the club suspended him for one game and fined him $5,000.00. Apparently this punishment is not hefty enough for damaging four stationary cars and fleeing, but is perfectly acceptable for drunkenly assaulting a woman in public and damaging her personal property.

• Wayne Carey - In 1997, Carey pleaded guilty to indecent assault after grabbing a female passerby's breast. He then allegedly asked 'why don't you get a bigger pair of ****?' The matter was later settled out of court. He arrived at Adelaide courtesy of an extramarital affair involving teammate Anthony Stevens' wife. One month after retiring from Adelaide, he was arrested for misdemeanor battery in Las Vegas - the first in a string of violent incidents. Although these later incidents fell outside of his time with Adelaide - the same logic used by yourself - he was recruited by Adelaide with the full knowledge of his treatment of women.

• Simon Goodwin (ft. Ben Hudson, Mark Ricciuto, Nathan Bock, Rhett Biglands, and Scott Welsh) - Goodwin, who was club champion at the time, physically assaulted and threatened to kill an Advertiser photographer while drinking at a city establishment in 2005. The photographer had just captured some of Goodwin's teammates - reportedly Ben Hudson, Nathan Bock, and Rhett Biglands - wrestling outside of a Waymouth Street hotel, partly owned by former Crow Wayne Carey. They, along with other Adelaide players, had been drinking and behaving in what witnesses described as 'an unruly manner' prior to the incident taking place.

The photographer - who had remained on public property, and did not enter the hotel at any point - was thrown against a wall by Goodwin who said, "If you run any photos, I'll f***ing kill you". He then pressed his forearm to the photographer's throat and added, "You're f***ed if you run this".

Captain Mark Ricciuto, who was one of the other players present, told reporter Rebekah Devlin that his club would no longer deal with The Advertiser if the incident was publicised. Scott Welsh was forced to step in and physically restrain an 'agitated' Ricciuto, while Biglands tried to convince her not to publicise the incident.

A prepared statement by the club said its players arrived at the hotel for Christmas celebrations at 10:30AM - despite being photographed drinking as early as 9:00AM - and that all had returned home by 5:00AM. Chief Executive Steven Trigg said the club supported Goodwin, but stressed it did not condone his actions, while coach Neil Craig said the incident would be "a learning experience" and the club could turn it "into a positive". He also added that the Crows' leadership group - two of its most senior members being Goodwin and Ricciuto - would "probably" consider the matter in the new year.

Despite everything that had occurred, the club took no action against Goodwin or any of the other players present at the time. Instead, they considered Goodwin's public apology and personal phone call with the photographer to be sufficient.

• This list does not include Adelaide players Ronnie Burns, Graham Johncock, Laurence Angwin, Tony Armstrong, Scott Thompson, Matthew Jaensch, and Daniel Talia, whose respective incidents and subsequent punishments were covered in a previous post.

Let me wrap up by stating this: I have no issue with supporters of other clubs contributing to our board - I have even defended those who were needlessly attacked by fellow Port Adelaide supporters - but ones who behave like you, above, are an absolute disease. Don't come here with your holier-than-thou attitude, armed with irrelevant and unsubstantiated 'facts', and the misguided belief that you, your club administration, your culture, and your players are somehow superior to us and ours. You will be called out, you will be educated, and you will be exposed for the satchel of units you are.

Now, back to the topic.

Alyx out.

Goodwin and mates loved to snort gear. At 2007 GF I was a Rhino's in Melbourne and Goodwin was off his chops.

 

[Grave Danger]

Obviously the only solution left is to put Jars in the stocks and stone him. Anyway I blame Gus for all this, if he hadn't kept playing NTUA on repeat at max volume the neighbours wouldn't have been so pissed off.

Nah, it's Bruce Weber who's ultimately to blame - but for his grandiose plans Port Adelaide would still be in the SANFL where it belongs and none of our players could afford townhouses in bloody Norwood!

#nopafcintheafl
#treacheryof1990

 

[G3TWOTYAD3S3RV]

There was however a second runner, last seen going over a grassy knoll in Rymill Park

Apparently there was a third runner seen running down the flight of stairs at the public library.It's only a rumour at this stage.