News Jarrad Schofield departs for West Coast

[Chrizzt]

How the fu** is he a no hoper?

Absolute gronk of a human. Just because he had the psychopathic intensity to get to SAS level doesn't mean he's some sort of star.

 

[70sDinosaur]

Absolute gronk of a human. Just because he had the psychopathic intensity to get to SAS level doesn't mean he's some sort of star.

Let's just compromise and get Adam Ant instead.

 

[finbarr]

Let's just compromise and get Adam Ant instead.

Some of your one-line replies are the best.

 

[JimmyBC]

Imagine the AFL players association melting if an SAS dude was on staff somewhere lol these campaigners cry when they can't sleep in their own beds.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Absolute gronk of a human. Just because he had the psychopathic intensity to get to SAS level doesn't mean he's some sort of star.

Who gives a * if he is or isnt a star. He is elite. He sets and delivers elite results. You dont get into the holy trinity of the elite British Forces if you arent elite. Thats what we need, elite results delivered.

 

[Chrizzt]

Who gives a fu** if he is or isnt a star. He is elite. He sets and delivers elite results. You dont get into the holy trinity of the elite British Forces if you arent elite. Thats what we need, elite results delivered.

Purely for himself. Just because they can physically and mentally get themselves to that level doesn't mean they can facilitate that in others.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Purely for himself. Just because they can physically and mentally get themselves to that level doesn't mean they can facilitate that in others.

FFS he was a trainer/instructor in the elite forces before he left them.

 

[TeeKray]

Read one of his books earlier in the year. He's a bloody fantastic operator on every level. The idiots and low achievers that run our club wouldn't know what hit them.

 

[70sDinosaur]

Not sure why we're talking about getting people associated with special forces involved with the club. These are organisations that have been alleged to have committed war crimes.

 

[Harlott]

Hey let’s get a dream team together of that SAS guy and Ben Roberts-Smith?

 

[Harlott]

I like the aspect of special forces training where they kill ego, I like the don't excited you just did ya fckn job response instead of cupping each others balls & cuddling.

We should be able to get the head honcho at NIDA to do the same job for a much reduced rate.

 

[70sDinosaur]

Ego is not a dirty word.

 

[FishingRick04]

I think millennials and SAS don’t match

 

[MrMeaner]

Nah, the SAS don't play well with anyone. You just have to look to the Brereton Report, and the associated witness intimidation, to see the problems. It may be necessary to give a bunch of sociopaths elite military training but doing so pretty much makes them unsuitable for basic human interaction. I wouldn't have any of them anywhere near an organisation I'm associated with.

 

[Grave Danger]

He said something bad about Black Lives Matter - wouldn't even get a job at Collingwood these days, AFC perhaps.

 

[chickentendies]

I'm all for bringing in SAS types as long as we don't let our players in a 1km radius of any Afghan civilians

 

[bomberclifford]

Interesting that Jenny Williams posted her thoughts on ‘suggestions on the internet’ to get SAS-like training into Port Adelaide. Reckon she might be a regular poster here.

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

Interesting that Jenny Williams posted her thoughts on ‘suggestions on the internet’ to get SAS-like training into Port Adelaide. Reckon she might be a regular poster here.

RussellEbertHandball is Jenny Williams?

 

[bomberclifford]

RussellEbertHandball is Jenny Williams?

No, she was against it.

 

[TeeKray]

Yeah, wouldn't want to make the marshmallows cry would we.

By all means though let's just keep doing what we've been doing for 17 years and hope that for some magical reason we'll start getting different results.

 

[Harlott]

Yeah, wouldn't want to make the marshmallows cry would we.

By all means though let's just keep doing what we've been doing for 17 years and hope that for some magical reason we'll start getting different results.

Or we could turn it into some kind of Crows/ collective minds scenario. What, do we just let them loose on the players?

 

[MrMeaner]

I prefer our players keep all their limbs.

Just to expand on my comment that SAS not playing well with anyone. That's their training.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Thundercloud is Jenny confirmed.

 

[TeeKray]

Or we could turn it into some kind of Crows/ collective minds scenario. What, do we just let them loose on the players?

Collective Minds are a bunch of self important whack jobs that come up with nonsense like the power stance.

The SAS guys are specialists trained in discipline and performing under the highest of pressure, way higher than anything you'll encounter on a football field.

There is a world of difference.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

And maybe Warren could take up coaching where your held accountable for the decisions you make.

Not defending Bassett but it’s a lot easier to throw suggestions over the fence (as they are quickly forgotten) than implement them and be held accountable if they don’t work.

To be honest this post is probably aimed more at Kane than it is warren, but so be it. (I shudder at the thought of Kane ever being an assistant)

Lol this is Port Adelaide - when has the bolded been true in the last 9 years