Jars458 turns 30 - backslap thread

[Docker_Brat]

Congratulations, Jars! I hear Vilis is sending a sales rep over to thank you for your patronage over the years

In recognition of this wonderful occasion that will go down in the annals of history just behind the events of September 11, I have written a song for you.

"30 Pies in 30 Minutes"

*To the Tune of "40 Boys in 40 Nights" by the Donnas

Spendin every night at the pie cart
Every night, you know I'm a pie slart
I go into town and take a look around
Then I find a pie that I wanna wolf down

(chorus)
I got a pie shop across the road
They sell me pies by the bucketload
30 pies in 30 minutes!
I got no time to take a breath

Sometimes I nibble and sometimes I inhale
I wash em down with Coopers Ale
Have them now, not save em for later
Cos no warm pies Footy Park will cater.

(chorus)
I got a pie shop across the road
They sell me pies by the bucketload
30 pies in 30 minutes!
I got no time to take a breath

Eat out all night at Norwood -
You know, I'd eat 'em all if I could!
My honey doesn't ca-are
That my arteries are worse for wear!

 

[Mr Ripper]

Originally posted by Jars458
Lovely peoples

Jars458 turns 30 on Sunday...

Let's hope John Howard can whisk his "Logan's Run" legislation through parliament in the meantime, then.

 

[The Hitman]

LMFAO Docker_Brat! Top song, and good parody.

Anyway Boof, happy 30th for the weekend.

100 backslaps? Almost as many times that you've said "You'll never be a journalist if..." to me.

Hope there are plenty of pies for your consumption, ya South Aussie scum.

The Hitman

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Have a good one Jars.
I celebrated the big three-oh a year and a bit ago now, and observed the occasion by getting sensationally elephants-trunk. Judging by the cartoon on your avatar I expect you'll be doing the same , so enjoy.

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Jars458

If I don't get 100 backslaps from this thread I am leaving BigFooty never to come back and I will find my good mate The Mase and live on a desert island with him and swap bitter stories of BigFooty until we both die, sorry old men.
Cheers folks

luv us all

Jars

Gee.. I wish I was as funny as you.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Re: Re: Jars458 turns 30 - backslap thread

Originally posted by TheMase


Gee.. I wish I was as funny as you.

Welcome back... again.

 

[TheMase]

Re: Re: Re: Jars458 turns 30 - backslap thread

Originally posted by Docker_Brat


Welcome back... again.

Read my post mate.
I never left.

 

[McCartney5]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Jars458 turns 30 - backslap thread

Originally posted by TheMase


Read my post mate.
I never left.

Which one?? The first one where you said you left, the second one where you left or the one where you said about the 15 girls you had been with on here in 7 months????

 

[TheMase]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jars458 turns 30 - backslap thread

Originally posted by McCartney5


Which one?? The first one where you said you left, the second one where you left or the one where you said about the 15 girls you had been with on here in 7 months????

First one was out of frustration. I deleted it soon after I posted it.

Second one and most recent, was posted because I was being called gutless for not facing something I didnt know was happening. So I let people know I wasnt going to be around for a little while because no net access, and fair enough.

It was 7 earlier, gee you change quickly...
The **** you have been told is blinding your eyes, wake up you moron.

 

[McCartney5]

Grow a set Luke... you might eventually need them

 

[Santos L Helper]

Re: Re: Jars458 turns 30 - backslap thread

Originally posted by TheMase


Gee.. I wish I was as funny as you.

I bet you do!

 

[Docker_Brat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Jars458 turns 30 - backslap thread

Originally posted by TheMase


Read my post mate.
I never left.

A cry for sympathy then?

 

[RoosLuver]

Have a great day on Sunday Jars!

 

[Shinboners]

Happy Birthday Jars, you old cynic you......

 

[Jars458]

Originally posted by TheMase


First one was out of frustration. I deleted it soon after I posted it.

Second one and most recent, was posted because I was being called gutless for not facing something I didnt know was happening. So I let people know I wasnt going to be around for a little while because no net access, and fair enough.

It was 7 earlier, gee you change quickly...
The **** you have been told is blinding your eyes, wake up you moron.

Hey!!

This is my thread - get your own back slap thread

There must be hundreds filled with your crap around here.

Luke - it was a joke by the way - not a tooo personal dig so - if you can't laught at yourself - who can you laugh at?

Take me and pies for instance!!

Just to clear this pie issue up. The photo in question was taken at teh Adelaide Uni soccer/footy grounds, where the only thing to eat is the bloody footy caravan which of course only sells pies.

The time was about345 pm and i had eaten nothing all do due to my soccer commitments. Now I hope that will stop you all posting about pies!!!!

or maybe not

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Jars458


Luke - it was a joke by the way - not a tooo personal dig so - if you can't laught at yourself - who can you laugh at?

Sorry man.

Just everyone having a dig at me lately

Have a great day mate.

 

[TheMase]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Jars458 turns 30 - backslap thread

Originally posted by Docker_Brat

A cry for sympathy then?

I was getting PM's calling me gutless for not answering to my supposed problems on here. I posted that to clear it up and I get riticule for that aswell.

Bit of a catch 22 situation I think.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Originally posted by Jars458


Hey!!

This is my thread - get your own back slap thread

There must be hundreds filled with your crap around here.

Luke - it was a joke by the way - not a tooo personal dig so - if you can't laught at yourself - who can you laugh at?

Take me and pies for instance!!

Just to clear this pie issue up. The photo in question was taken at teh Adelaide Uni soccer/footy grounds, where the only thing to eat is the bloody footy caravan which of course only sells pies.

The time was about345 pm and i had eaten nothing all do due to my soccer commitments. Now I hope that will stop you all posting about pies!!!!

or maybe not

Well most people would put the pie down for a sec, but hey whatever

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by Docker_Brat


Well most people would put the pie down for a sec, but hey whatever

He did!! The other 15 pies were in his lap waiting their turn.

ps. I see the 'peanut gallery' tried to sabotage this thread too.

 

[Macca19]

Originally posted by Santos L Helper


ps. I see the 'peanut gallery' tried to sabotage this thread too.

You should create a peanut gallery homepage Santos!!

 

[Santos L Helper]

Originally posted by Macca19


You should create a peanut gallery homepage Santos!!

Pure genious Macca. Maybe people could PM me with nominations and I'll get to it.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Originally posted by Santos L Helper


He did!! The other 15 pies were in his lap waiting their turn.

LOL!

ps. I see the 'peanut gallery' tried to sabotage this thread too.

I wonder how most threads on the general chat board seem to turn into discussions about TheMase's insignificant personal life. Ironically most are instigated by him.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Originally posted by Macca19


You should create a peanut gallery homepage Santos!!

Good thought, however it is flawed. Such a concept cannot get off the ground without the patron saint of peanuts. Unfortunately easty refuses to post his photo.

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by Docker_Brat

LOL!

I wonder how most threads on the general chat board seem to turn into discussions about TheMase's insignificant personal life. Ironically most are instigated by him.

Surely, you are not serious. Some threads have been started by him, sure. They were 'letting people know' threads. Not a call for personal attacks. I have seen threads COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT and not started by Mase that turned into attacks on him. Just a tad of hypocrisy on this board....people are saying to keep his personal life on the boards...yet they are the ones attacking him, about his personal life...by the same people who want it kept off the boards.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Originally posted by BomberGal


Surely, you are not serious. Some threads have been started by him, sure. They were 'letting people know' threads. Not a call for personal attacks. I have seen threads COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT and not started by Mase that turned into attacks on him. Just a tad of hypocrisy on this board....people are saying to keep his personal life on the boards...yet they are the ones attacking him, about his personal life...by the same people who want it kept off the boards.

I agree. Without giving two fine damns what this is all about (though I do have an insight), a lot of usually reasonable posters are tripping over themselves to follow Mase from thread to thread to bag him out. It is petty, childish and well just plain mindless and I don't know what you all can possibly get out of it except to recapture your past (current) school pastime of jumping on a bandwagon to pick on some unfortunate for whatever reason. I put it to all of you that unless Mase has done something to you personally, then you are doing nothing but trolling. If you were involved personally, then I am sure you would be sorting your problem out in a less public manner. Never ceases to amaze me. Try walking a mile in another man's shoes!