Draft Profile Jaryd Cachia

[Team Mo']

I am Jaryd Cachia. Any questions?

 

[NiceCunnington]

What's the deal with your mate footyfan97?

 

[krayfesh]

I am Jaryd Cachia. Any questions?

No. I'm Jaryd Cachia.

 

[Ruse]

I'm not sure if I'm Jaryd Cachia. How do I tell?

 

[its game on]

I am Jaryd Cachia. Any questions?

3 questions............um does your voice take on a super hero tone when you say " I am....... Jaryd Cachia?"

At the same time do you rip your butttons off your shirt revealing a vest with the initials JC on the front?

Does your mum get sick and tired on sewing the buttons back on?

 

[mediumsizered]

No. I'm Jaryd Cachia.

I'm Jaryd Cachia & so is my wife.

 

[Blue Panda]

Are we all Jaryd Cachia?

 

[Ryan Dixon Webb]

Being Jaryd Cachia.

 

[swansfan51]

"The Real JC", as he prefers to be known

 

[Mister Carlton]

I am also Jaryd Cachia.

 

[Walshy_The_Goat]

May i have your attention, please?

May i have your attention, please?

Will the real Jaryd Cachia please stand up?!

I repeat

Will the real Jaryd Cachia please stand up?!

...

We're gonna have a problem here!

 

[HBF]

Well judging by this thread we've either recruited a complete dud, or a brutal workhorse with a massive tank, long kick, and a penchant for screamers.

Will now watch his career with interest!

I got to your post and stopped. Hopefully he won't attempt to kick on his left either.

 

[footyman]

I'm not sure if I'm Jaryd Cachia. How do I tell?

That's a very good question...go stand in front of the mirror, puff your chest out and if the reflection looks as 'scary' as this photo below then you know you're the one and only Jaryd Cachia.

 

[Salaryman]

Doesn't have to do much puffing, the lad's a unit

 

[footyman]

Doesn't have to do much puffing, the lad's a unit

Looks like a fair bit of chest puffing in that photo.

 

[yaco55]

I imagine that Jarryd Cachia was the only player standing after the boat trip ?

 

[Team Mo']

Cachia (or I) was the boat!

 

[shaolinmastah]

haha this thread is hilarious I guess Footyfan97 can't post anymore because he's off hitting the the piss with the Blues.

 

[HARKER]

That's a very good question...go stand in front of the mirror, puff your chest out and if the reflection looks as 'scary' as this photo below then you know you're the one and only Jaryd Cachia.

He looks like a mosquito there compared to where his body is now.
Not to say that will make him a better or worse player, but he is seriously ripped watching him at training, making some of the more senior guys look like flyweights.

 

[Silvagnis]

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I hope Cache's footy is as good as his performance in that interview.

Possibly another Carrazzo who is a terrific trainer, worker, interview subject and clubman, but not the silkiest player around.

 

[footyman]

Very impressive interview yeah.

 

[yaco55]

Agree.

Seems to be a level headed young man.

 

[Mister Carlton]

Agreed yaco. Been very impressed with his work ethic since coming to the club.

 

[Jivin Jackel]

I imagine that Jarryd Cachia was the only player standing after the boat trip ?

He didn't drink at all so he might have been the only one standing. They did try to pressure him into drinking however

 

[yaco55]

He didn't drink at all so he might have been the only one standing. They did try to pressure him into drinking however

Fantastic to hear that news.

Better that AFL players dont drink alcohol.