Analysis Jealous Flogs

[jedi mind tricks]

I met a reasonably attractive lady tonight who became very friendly towards me. She was all smiles until I donned my Dockers hoodie. Then she became ugly with her newly formed attitude. This happens to me a lot. Oh well move on.

Post your Incidental confrontations.

 

[clogged]

She was all smiles until I donned my Dockers hoodie.

Is this a euphemism?

 

[thefreodockers]

Is this a euphemism?

Lol. If it's not, it should be!

 

[Taylor]

What were you wearing before the hoodie?

 

[Borderline]

The analysis prefix is too good!

Or is that a euphemism too

 

[mike91]

In hindsight, it's probably a good thing it happened, that biatch showed her true colors and you deserve better my friend.

 

[E Shed]

I saw Chris Mayne walking his dog in Wray Ave today. I think he's stalking me, was behind me at the lights the other day singing very loudly or at least miming very loudly.

 

[Pusswah]

I hooked this massive mulloway but my line broke, ay

 

[freodog]

In my younger days I was on the train to a Derby. When a girl decked out Eagles gear was noticeably checking me out and 'making eyes' at me.

It was hilarious when I opened my jacket to show my purple dockers shirt. Her face dropped!

 

[jedi mind tricks]

In my younger days I was on the train to a Derby. When a girl decked out Eagles gear was noticeably checking me out and 'making eyes' at me.

It was hilarious when I opened my jacket to show my purple dockers shirt. Her face dropped!

Her loss

 

[jedi mind tricks]

Is this a euphemism?

Nope no hidden meaning.

 

[JunglistPosse]

If you were Jewish, you wouldn't have a hoodie.

 

[holy diver]

I met a reasonably attractive lady tonight who became very friendly towards me. She was all smiles until I donned my Dockers hoodie. Then she became ugly with her newly formed attitude. This happens to me a lot. Oh well move on.

Post your Incidental confrontations.

What was reasonably attractive lady wearing?

 

[Admiral Byng]

Just saw a little black Toyota hatchback at the shops in Armadale with Dockers number plates parked next to me. I was almost tempted to give it a friendly pat.

 

[jedi mind tricks]

What was reasonably attractive lady wearing?

A dress and high heels. It was a semi formal occasion.

 

[Palmervich]

Maybe she just doesn't like any of us football bogans![emoji52]

 

[holy diver]

A dress and high heels. It was a semi formal occasion.

..and you brought along your Dockers hoodie.

respect.

 

[Docker Alyssa]

It's my opinion this is more the hoodie appointment, than the team represented.

Unless you are saying she vocally bemoaned your choice of team once the smiles vacated.

I've had girlfriends (WCE fans) that would have a dealbreaker with guys they met out or on dating sites could not be freo supporters. Could be the hottest guy in the club, she wants him, she puts on all kinds of effort to get his attentions, hes this and that she loves, but if she found this out, hes scum..

Ditched those friends one by one.

 

[jedi mind tricks]

It's my opinion this is more the hoodie appointment, than the team represented.

Unless you are saying she vocally bemoaned your choice of team once the smiles vacated.

I've had girlfriends (WCE fans) that would have a dealbreaker with guys they met out or on dating sites could not be freo supporters. Could be the hottest guy in the club, she wants him, she puts on all kinds of effort to get his attentions, hes this and that she loves, but if she found this out, hes scum..

Ditched those friends one by one.

I put the hoodie on at the end of the night as I was about to leave and she told me I had a poor choice in footy team etc...

All good anyway I wasn't trying to pick her up just trying to have a friendly convo with this lady.

 

[youmewe]

Last time something like that happened to me, the young lady intimated she wanted to play around.

Next day, I waited on the first tee for half an hour, she never turned up.

 

[jedi mind tricks]

Last time something like that happened to me, the young lady intimated she wanted to play around.

Next day, I waited on the first tee for half an hour, she never turned up.

Golf the day after surely you jest?

 

[youmewe]

Golf the day after surely you jest?

No not really.

Bingo doesn't usually affect my long game the day after.

 

[Freofalcon]

My wife's an eagle.

Nothing like angry sex after a derby.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

A dress and high heels. It was a semi formal occasion.

..and you brought along your Dockers hoodie.

respect.

SEMI-formal. The hoodie is fine (bit over the top). Formal, you wear shoes.

 

[clogged]

My wife's an eagle.

Nothing like angry sex after a derby.

The talons and beak must hurt though.