Jelena is sing for you

[Jelena Dokic]

Jelena sey hellos to everyone who want to hear Jelena bewtiful voice.

Can't fight the mean Oztrelean press
One step closer to Florida
Yellow Submarine
Dance wit Jelena
Love don't cost a ting wit Juan Carlos
Kryptonite for mean Oztrelea tennis
The Itchy Powter I put on Jelena opponent

 

[lioness]

Jelena, perhaps you and your father could do a duet??? lol

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*the one and only lioness*

 

[Damir Dokic]

Me no sing with eediot who steal mi idea.

 

[lioness]

Pretty harsh way to talk about your daughter, Damir!!!!!!!

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*the one and only lioness*

 

[SS11]

jelena and damir? ala nat and natalie cole??

 

[lioness]

That's exactly what I was thinking of, lol.

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*the one and only lioness*

 

[sbagman]

Is this joke gonna end sometime soon?

 

[Visro]

Last time i heard Jelena Dokic speak she seemed to speak in a normal voice to me. Therefore this "i hev yugolavian acceent" for Jelena Dokic doesn't work peoples.

 

[UNCLE SAM]

Originally posted by Visro:
Last time i heard Jelena Dokic speak she seemed to speak in a normal voice to me. Therefore this "i hev yugolavian acceent" for Jelena Dokic doesn't work peoples.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A NORMAL VOICE. SHE SOUNDS LIKE A FUKIN' ASSTRALIAN!

 

[*Sexual`King*]

Jelena, im so happy you are at football website.
Ive been looking for you all over the place on tennis websites, and now I vind you here. What are you doing scaring me like zis?
Do you zink is joke huh? Are veee still on for that twennis game?
Iv I veat you, you know the deal.

 

[QT]

Anyone notice when Jelena talks, half the time she says "You know"