Training Jen's training updates

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Training update:*

Jono Brown came down on his push bike. Stayed about one minute and eleven seconds.
Declared that it was poor training. Written us off.
Actually he would have written us off if he could write.

Nick Del Santo arrived with his high pitched voice, did his ladder predictor and declared Collingwood will be the team to drop out of the eight, and when prodded said North will make the eight in their place. Same as last year he said.

David King arrived, his suit as per usual looked three sizes to small except in the crotch where there was acres of room. He said Carlton have a better list than Collingwood and Eddie Betts will top them off. He gives them a big chance of knocking off Geelong next week. He raved about Brendon Bolton’s coaching.

Caroline Wilson did don’t attend, but she never does anyway, but declared Richmond even with all their injuries will beat everyone. She scoffed at Collingwood’s injuries and said that’s no excuse they have their full list in.
She then complained about Eddie. Not sure what it was about but blamed Eddie McGuire.

Bob Murphy arrived but just talked about..... Bob.
Sang a song about.... Bob.
Recounted his premiership win and medallion.

Terry Wallace arrived and went straight to the sun bed he brought with him.
In his footy golf he gave Collingwood a par. As he pretty much expected them to train as they did.

BT tried to roam around but nobody gave him anything. Not seen since 7pm.

David Cloke came by in his Mike’s Hard Lemonade T Shirt.
Travis was seen with him but was carrying mirrors and had smoke behind them when going into shadows.

Dermie waxed lyrical about what the players were thinking even before they thought the thoughts.

Mick Malthouse dropped in and said Daisy Thomas trained the best. He also gave Nanette praise.







* (may not exactly have happened)
Sticky worthy post.
 

Dead Eye Didak

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Training update:*

Jono Brown came down on his push bike. Stayed about one minute and eleven seconds.
Declared that it was poor training. Written us off.
Actually he would have written us off if he could write.

Nick Del Santo arrived with his high pitched voice, did his ladder predictor and declared Collingwood will be the team to drop out of the eight, and when prodded said North will make the eight in their place. Same as last year he said.

David King arrived, his suit as per usual looked three sizes to small except in the crotch where there was acres of room. He said Carlton have a better list than Collingwood and Eddie Betts will top them off. He gives them a big chance of knocking off Geelong next week. He raved about Brendon Bolton’s coaching.

Caroline Wilson did don’t attend, but she never does anyway, but declared Richmond even with all their injuries will beat everyone. She scoffed at Collingwood’s injuries and said that’s no excuse they have their full list in.
She then complained about Eddie. Not sure what it was about but blamed Eddie McGuire.

Bob Murphy arrived but just talked about..... Bob.
Sang a song about.... Bob.
Recounted his premiership win and medallion.

Terry Wallace arrived and went straight to the sun bed he brought with him.
In his footy golf he gave Collingwood a par. As he pretty much expected them to train as they did.

BT tried to roam around but nobody gave him anything. Not seen since 7pm.

David Cloke came by in his Mike’s Hard Lemonade T Shirt.
Travis was seen with him but was carrying mirrors and had smoke behind them when going into shadows.

Dermie waxed lyrical about what the players were thinking even before they thought the thoughts.

Mick Malthouse dropped in and said Daisy Thomas trained the best. He also gave Nanette praise.







* (may not exactly have happened)
Very, very good....👌
 

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Ted Parker

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Updates on following appreciated and how freely they're moving ~
Thomas
Reid (particularly any match simulation of him forward)
Sidey and his box
JDG
 
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MyManLynch

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Updates on following apprecaited and how freely they're moving ~
Thomas
Reid (particualry any match simulation of him forward)
Sidey and his box
JDG
Thomas moving freely, so is Sidebottom, Moore & Reid.
JDG training in compression pants, but moving fine (not missing any drills).
No match simulation as yet.
 

Ted Parker

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I remember going to Vic Park for the training sessions into the 1990 finals series, in particular the last training before the '90 GF. The lid was off post smashing the Bombers in the semi, then having the week off 15,000 people poured into the ground. Hotdog sellers in full swing, supporters cheering every practive goal like it was matchday. Chant went up, what an atmosphere it was.
 

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