Universal Love Jimmy Bartel

[BlueBelle]

I thought his gf was Danish?

 

[Ninty]

Yeah she was his girlfriend, about 2 years ago.

 

[randyzany]

I thought his gf was Danish?

Broke up ages ago. Hoping you'd snare him yourself did ya? Too late, some blondie beat you to him.

 

[BlueBelle]

Broke up ages ago. Hoping you'd snare him yourself did ya? Too late, some blondie beat you to him.

Damn cause he is sex on legs!

Who is the blondie anyway?

 

[Vegas.]

Oh my god who cares. She is a girl, awesome.

 

[randyzany]

Damn cause he is sex on legs!

Who is the blondie anyway?

Nadia Coppolino

Switch your club allegiance and I'll put in a good word next time he's single. j/k

 

[TheTimeCometh]

this thread is for man love - not fotos of what appear to be vacuous bints!

 

[Ninty]

Damn cause he is sex on legs!

Back of the line gal!

 

[Vegas.]

this thread is for man love - not fotos of what appear to be vacuous bints!

Exactly. I think a song is in order.

Some friends of mine, just the other night
Went to hear this cool cat blow
They said he played so good that the Telstra Dome roof fell in
And he didn't even stop the show

They don't remember the place,
But they remember the face,
And now everybody wanna go. Woo!

Top Jimmy cooks!
Top Jimmy swings!
He's got the look! Woo!
Top Jimmy, he's the king!

Jimmy on the television
Famous people on there with him
Jimmy on the news at five!
Jimmy on the radio and even on the video
The baddest cat alive!

Drivin' all the women crazy
All they want is Jimmy baby
Love it when he rolls his eyes!

Top Jimmy cooks!
Top Jimmy swings!
He's got the look!
Top Jimmy, Woo! Shake it baby!

(Guitar Solo)

Thank you Van Halen.

 

[randyzany]

this thread is for man love - not fotos of what appear to be vacuous bints!

Have some respect for the future mother of Jimmy's babies. For all we know he could end up marrying this girl. lol

 

[witsend]

Here's a pic, the one in a dress that looks to be the australian flag slightly kneeling down with her arms stretched out like a good party girl in the middle of the pic

She's cute, I'd do her if the chance presented itself.

On a scale of 1-10 I'd give her one!

 

[Ninty]

Have some respect for the future mother of Jimmy's babies. For all we know he could end up marrying this girl. lol

Let's hope not.

I want at least one smart little Jimmy!

 

[BlueBelle]

Let's hope not.

I want at least one smart little Jimmy!

He should have babies with me then and they'll all be smart!

 

[TheTimeCometh]

Exactly. I think a song is in order.

yes, indeed.


Me and Jimmeh laughin' and drinkin'
Nothin' feels better than blood on blood
Takin' turns dancin' with Nadia,
as the band played "Night of the Johnstown Flood"
I catch him when he's strayin' like any brother would
Man turns his back on his family he just ain't no good

 

[Netti]

Highway Patrolman............great song!

 

[ozgirl]

Damn cause he is sex on legs!

Who is the blondie anyway?

roll down the page a bit she's all class
there are a couple of super cute pics of jimmy at the brownlow too

http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=97326&st=5580

 

[Ninty]

Lol.

Looks like a good forum. >_>

 

[ozgirl]

Lol.

Looks like a good forum. >_>

It gets worse
This thread needs some more jimmy here you go guys

 

[randyzany]

Let's hope not.

I want at least one smart little Jimmy!

A tad harsh. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt, we don't know much about her other than the predictable negative assumptions made about pretty girls. Hopefully she'll outgrow the party scene, settle down with Jimmy and pop out a few little Jimmie's as soon as possible.

 

[Ricketts]

Exactly. I think a song is in order.

Let’s take it back to 1982 just quickly
I came into this world, and my Ma thought
Ima name this little boy Paul
Plain old boring old Paul
And I always thought
If I had a different name, would my life be different?
Like

Imagine if I had a name like Jimmy Recard
Evolved from the joke of a com’
The king of the cards
King of the castle
King of the barstool
Liked by all known but he thinks he’s an arseh*le
Pass the parcel to Jimmy
Everybody pass quicker then getting off with a glass of kill Kenny
If anything, Jimmy’s a man of the millennium
No two men can better him, not even
Lenny and Carl
I put a penny in the jar
I swear he’s rarer
Singing (?) in your mini bar
Face at the cinema
Like Andy Garcia
But compared to Jimmy, Andy’s so last year!
Brassieres, are thrown at his feet
Ladies love him ‘cos he’s got a little dimple in his cheek
(Bleurgh, yeah yeah yeah) Making me sick to my stomach
And there’s nothing you can do
You gotta love him (You gotta love him!)
It's

Chorus:
J.R., Jimmy Recard!
Raise your glass for the king of the bar
It’s J.R., Jimmy Recard!
Women swinging their bras, ladies swinging their bra
For J.R., Jimmy Recard!
All my people singing hoorah hoorah
For J.R., come and get down with J.R.

He was always in the right place at the right time
Had a lifeline
Wiser than 95% of the sci-fi
Four doors and his collar popped down like they should be
Living the life that of Lano and Woodley
And it could be ‘cos he had the world in his palm
Every week a different girl on his arm
His mum a doctor, dad a rockstar
Concoct a little something, nine months, who popped out?

Chorus

The J, the I, the M, the M, the Y, the J, the I, the M
It’s Jimmy! It’s Jimmy!
The J, Jimmy, no matter what
The I, Jimmy, no matter what
The M, Jimmy, no matter what
It’s Jimmy!

Yeah, check
It’s like everything he touches
Turns to gold, it’s amazing
Destiny on his side like Jay-Z pushing up daisies
A breath of fresh air, the best there is
Like getting in the electric chair and live
Untouchable
He never perish
Reason my life is full
He was the fairest of them all
Like mirror mirror on the wall
Like Wirrpanda on the ball
Mum comes up with Paul
When there’s names like Jimmy
Any plan or gimmick
Every man will mimic
Jimmy
Open up my doors in the chimney
That’s why he’s always ****ing swimming in his winnings
The names ringing in your ears man isn’t it?
Living in jealousy like a prisoner to visitors
He was oblivious
A sunshine day and night
Would my luck change if I was given a name like

Chorus

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[gabstar]

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/09/14/jimmy.jpg

absolutely sex on legs

 

[Pivo]

Swoons - ah, the man (and woman) love for Jim grows every year.

 

[TheTimeCometh]

assumptions... about pretty girls.

i say, sir!

i made no such assumptions of her "prettiness"!

she'll outgrow the party scene

although, dear chap, that sounds like one.

 

[TheTimeCometh]

and babies??

what if she be no good at stick and ball sports?

 

[darren forssman]

how bout a song for her:

Ra ra ra ra ra ra… brrraaa

We gon' through too much bullshit
just to mess with these drunk and hot girls
She gon' through too much bullshit
just to mess with these drunk and hot girls

Looks like that mami can’t buy everything up x3
(We go- through too- much bullshit- to mess- mess with- these drunk-
all of these drunk and hot girls)

Driving around town looking for the best spot for the
Drunk and hot girls
Up in the club look at here what we got some
Drunk and hot girls
Stop dancing with your girlfriend and come dance with me
Stop talking about your boyfriend since he is not me
Stop running up my tab 'cause these drinks is not free
You drunk and hot girl

We gon' through too much bullshit
just to mess with these drunk and hot girls
She gon' through too much bullshit
just to mess with these drunk and hot girls

Looks like that mami can’t buy everything up x3
(We go- through too- much bullshit- to mess- mess with- these all-
all of these drunk and hot girls)

I don’t wanna drop your friends off, I just want you
You drunk and hot girl
You wanna sit down but we hit the drive thru
You drunk and hot girl
Please don’t fall asleep baby, we almost back
Please don’t throw up in the car, we almost crash
Oh now you so good, how'd I know you say that
You drunk and hot girl

We gon' through too much bullshit
just to mess with these drunk and hot girls
She gon' through too much bullshit
just to mess with these drunk and hot girls

Looks like that mami can’t buy everything up x3
(We go- through too- much bullshit- to mess- mess with- these drunk-
all of these drunk and hot girls)

Love is a dangerous necessity that people seek without regard
To where they are, the human heart is curious
Above all this,
Love you learn to know, your eyes about the music makes it sweet delight
It's outside, I’m feeling like a dresses type
Ohhh waaaa oow, I want you right now

Don’t tell me you sing, you about to get a deal
You drunk and hot girls
Aaa aaa aa aa aa, that’s how the f**k you sound
You drunk and hot girl
You only live once, do whatever you like
I thought I’d bewitched you for only one night
Now I’m with this girl for the rest of my life
That drunk and hot girl

She gon' through too much bullshit
just to mess with these drunk and hot girls
A little sippy sippy?
We gon' through too much bullshit
just to mess with these drunk and hot girls
Want a little whisky?

Looks like that mami can’t buy everything up x3
(We go- through too- much bullshit- to mess- mess with- these drunk-
all of these drunk and hot girls)

Ra ra ra ra ra ra… brrraaa