Games & Recreation JK Rowling The Sexual Deviant - The Harry Potter Discussion thread (SPOILERS)

[dales.girl38]

My other fellow Ravenclaws perthblue and dales.girl38 - which Ilvermony houses are you in? I also wonder what your patronus /wand is dales.girl38
And OES - did you end up taking the Ilvermony quiz?

My patronus is a Borzoi, my wand is Hawthorn wood with a unicorn hair core 9 ¾" and quite bendy flexibility and my Ilvermorny house is Pukwudgie

I think “9 ¾” inches for my wand length has good synergy with the HP world

 

[Wosh]

LOL @ all your bendy wands
9 3/4 inches of unyielding wood or GTFO

 

[MWPP]

My patronus is a Borzoi, my wand is Hawthorn wood with a unicorn hair core 9 ¾" and quite bendy flexibility and my Ilvermorny house is Pukwudgie

Awesome
Canine patronuses are the best

I think “9 ¾” inches for my wand length has good synergy with the HP world

Understatement!!

 

[dales.girl38]

LOL @ all your bendy wands
9 3/4 inches of unyielding wood or GTFO

Sounds dangerous. I like it.

 

[MWPP]

All I understood from this post was my username

Please take the quizzes

https://my.pottermore.com/sorting

 

[dogs105]

LOL @ all your bendy wands
9 3/4 inches of unyielding wood or GTFO

9 3/4? Wand or toothpick??? 14 1/2 is what you need

 

[MWPP]

And I thought you were a real wizard Turns out you're a mere Muggle.

Haha , your phrase “mere muggle” would make a Slytherin proud

 

[Wosh]

Please take the quizzes

https://my.pottermore.com/sorting

How about we just make Filthy a Death Eater

 

[Wosh]

Haha , your phrase “mere muggle” would make a Slytherin proud

We prefer 'filthy muggle'

 

[MWPP]

How about we just make Filthy a Death Eater

Or Vernon
Even rhymes with Vermin

 

[LiterallyNobody]

LOL @ all your bendy wands
9 3/4 inches of unyielding wood or GTFO

Not quite the Elder Wand but...

 

[Wosh]

Or Vernon
Even rhymes with Vermin

The only problem with that is that I didn't think of it

 

[dales.girl38]

We prefer 'filthy muggle'

Beat me to it

 

[Wosh]

Not quite the Elder Wand but...

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Swishy
Bad Luck BlueBelle

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Swishy
Bad Luck BlueBelle

Surprisingly swishy. As in it's surprising how swishy something so rigid can be


Don't take BB she hates Harry Potter.

 

[MWPP]

Don't take BB she hates Harry Potter.

As por_please_ya will attest , not liking Harry Potter is a (not so) petty dealbreaker of mine

 

[Bomberboyokay]

I dont know if we’ll ever see something on the scale of what Rowling created again, really to do what she did is incomprehensible. Whether you like HP books or not, she is the Beatles of the book world.

You mean commercially?

 

[LiterallyNobody]

As por_please_ya will attest , not liking Harry Potter is a (not so) petty dealbreaker of mine

I was stupid and forgot to screen that when we got together.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

You mean commercially?

House, wand and patronus or gtfo

 

[dales.girl38]

I’ve been buying my friend’s child the illustrated book corresponding to his age for his birthday (only 2 so far, but I’m calling it a tradition).

At the moment he’s getting so many other immediately practical presents that he doesn’t know the difference and soon I’ll need to accompany the present with something he can use straight away, but I’m playing a long game. One day he’ll thank me.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

House, wand and patronus or gtfo

Internet quizzes are crap enough on Facebook.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

As por_please_ya will attest , not liking Harry Potter is a (not so) petty dealbreaker of mine

HBF has never read or seen any of them

 

[por_please_ya]

I was stupid and forgot to screen that when we got together.

Guy I'm dating at the moment isn't a fan lol. I made him do a sorting quiz anyway and he got Gryffindor haha.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Internet quizzes are crap enough on Facebook.

Ugh. I agree with you there.


Now as Harry would say: "* off Malfoy"

 

[Wosh]

House, wand and patronus or gtfo

Who's the most miserable pessimistic character on HP?