Games & Recreation JK Rowling The Sexual Deviant - The Harry Potter Discussion thread (SPOILERS)

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He reckons he'd be in Ravenclaw but doesn't want to sign up to Pottermore. I reckon he's probably right but there's an element of Slytherin in him too
Get him to do one of the fan-made Pottermore-based quizzes then
They give a % breakdown :) (so you'll be able to see if the Slytherin hunch is correct!)
 

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Get him to do one of the fan-made Pottermore-based quizzes then
They give a % breakdown :) (so you'll be able to see if the Slytherin hunch is correct!)
He got 38% Ravenclaw, 26% Gryffindor and 23% Slytherin (leaving 13% for Hufflepuff), not surprised as Gryffindor and Slytherin are pretty closely connected.

He then proceeds to say that these quizzes are a waste of time. GTFO you peasant squib.
 

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I know. My ravenclaw account got a basset hound.

Dogs >>>>>>>>cats
:'(
Mine is a wildcat. I was annoyed with it at first. I even created another account to re do my patronus, and I got Tonkinese cat lol. I think I really wanted a bird because I love them. I loved cats as a kid though, and I still do like them
I've embraced my wildcat. Look how beautiful it is

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Thread starter #499
What's everybody's favourite chapter title? I loved some of the chapter titles such as "Hermione's secret", "the sacking of Severus Snape" and "the dark lord ascending" but I think my favourite was "the battle of hogwarts" - the excitement when I read that title was unlike anything else.
 

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Agent93
Magical Name - Gellert Johnson

House - Gryffindor
Wang - Laurel wood with a Dragon heartstring core 11 ¾" and Supple flexibility
Patronus - Black Stallion
Favourite Book - Order of The Phoenix
Favourite Characters - Minerva McGonagall, Cedric Diggory, Fred and George Weasley, Sirius Black

OES
Magical Name - Troy Hooch
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Alder wood with a Dragon heartstring core 11 ¾" and Surprisingly Swishy flexibility
Patronus - Nebelung Cat
Favourite book - The Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters - Luna, Ginny, Hermione, Lupin, Sirius

SM
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Beech wood with a phoenix feather core, 11 3/4" and reasonable supple flexibility.
Patronus - Fox
Favourite Book - Goblet of Fire.
Favourite Characters - Ron, Dumbledore, Luna.

The Filth Wizard
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Elm wood with a Phoenix feather core 13 3/4 and hard flexibility,
Patronus - Rat


Morganashlee
Magical name - Muriel Purkiss
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House - Gryffindor
Wang - Laurel wood with a Unicorn hair core 13 3/4 and rigid flexibility
Patronus - White Swan

Allikat
Magical Name - Angelina Slughorn
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Fir wood with a Phoenix feather core 10" and unbending flexibility
Patronus - Fox
Favourite Book - The Philosophers Stone
Favourite Characters - Fred & George (I had such a crush on these 2), Lupin, Hermoine (she reminded me of me), Harry (cos he's the Harry!)

Crow-eater
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Redwood wood with Phoenix feather core 11” and unyielding flexibility.
Patronus - Irish Wolfhound
Magical Name - Padma Coote
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Lupin, Hermione, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Harry

gaskin
Magical Name - Mykew Gryffindor
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Alder Wood, 11 inches, Unicorn hair
Patronus - Pine Marten
Favourite Book - Goblet Of Fire
Top 5 characters - Hagrid, Ron, Neville, Luna, Moaning Myrtle

Lore
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Ebony wood with a unicorn hair core 14" and rigid flexibility
Patronus - Salmon
Favourite Characters - Peeves, Gred and Forge, McGonagall (particularly in the fifth book), Sirius, Mrs Figg.

RedmanWasHere
Magical Name - Arcturus Higgs AKA Higgo but prefers Arky.
House - Slytherin
Wang - Acacia wood with a dragon heartstring core.
Patronus - Dapple Grey Stallion
Favourite Movie - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Hermione, Hagrid, Remus, Seamus Finnigan and Molly Weasley.

Chaisa
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Pine wood with a Unicorn hair core 12 ¼" and Brittle flexibility for my wand.
Patronus - Tortoiseshell Cat


Vooligan
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Pine wood with a dragon heartstring core, 13" and solid flexibility
Patronus - Orca
Favourite Book - Goblet of Fire
Favourite Characters - Hagrid, Sirius Black, Ginny, Snape, Malfoy
Boggart - Jack Riewoldt (loljks it would be Aragog, I hate spiders)

Crankyhawk
House - Gryffindor (I had always felt more Slytherin)
Wang - 12 and three quarter inch, chestnut with dragon heartstring, unyielding flexibility
Patronis - Vole (wtf)

Far Kern
House - Griffindor





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GreyWind
Magical Name - Nicolas Hooch
House - Slytherin
Wang - Pine wood 12 1/5" wand with a dragon heart string core, hard flexibility.
Patronus - Sparrowhawk
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Harry, Lupin, Sirius, Snape, Malfoy

Bet on Blue
Magical Name: Magorian Abbott.
House - Slytherin
Wang - Cypress wood with a dragon heartstring core, 12 1/2" and surprisingly swishy flexibility
Patronus - Nightjar (bird)
Favourite Book - Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters - Sirius, Luna, Lupin, Dumbledore & Hagrid

Wooshette
Magical Name - Malkin Jorkins
House - Slytherin
Wang - Black walnut wood with a unicorn hair core. 9 3/4 inches and unyielding flexibility
Patronus - Weasel
Favourite book - The Philosophers Stone
Favourite characters - Hagrid, Fluffy, Hermoine, Headless Nick, Mrs. Norris

Itsmyshow
Magical Name - Golgomath Shacklebolt.
House - Slytherin
Wang - Beech wood with a phoenix feather core, 13" and unbending flexibility
Patronus - Eagle

edgie
Magical Name - Bozo Elphick
House - Slytherin!
Wang - Laurel wood with a unicorn hair core, 14" and supple flexibility
Patronus - Irish Wolfhound
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Dumbledore, Snape, Harry, Lupin, Sirius
Boggart - Spider

phantom13
Magical Name - Lucius Polkiss
House - Slytherin
Wang - Pear wood with a dragon heartstring core, 13" and unbending flexibility
Patronus - Pheasant
Favourite Book - Goblet Of Fire
Favourite Characters - Snape, Sirius Black, Hermoinie, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort

Cager Macleod
House - Slytherin
Wand - Cedar wood with a Dragon heartstring core 13" and Reasonably Supple flexibility
Patronus - Tiger
Favourite Characters - Sirius Black, Snape






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MWPP
Magical Name - Septima Nott
House - Ravenclaw,
Wang - Chestnut wood with a Unicorn hair core 10” and Hard flexibility
Patronus - Husky
Favourite Book - Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters - Hermione/Sirius/Harry(Remus/Severus)

perthblue
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Spruce wood with a Phoenix feather core 10 ¾" and Surprisingly Swishy flexibility
Patronus - Chow Dog

MEB_
Magical Name - Kendra Skeeter
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Elm Wood with a Phoenix feather core, 10" and hard flexibility
Patronus - Osprey
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban for me.
Favourite Characters - Hermione, Sirius, Lupin, Luna, McGonagall


dales.girl38
Magical Name - Kendra Nott
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Hawthorn wood with a unicorn hair core 9 ¾" and quite bendy flexibility
Patronus - Borzoi
Favourite Book - The Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters -

TDHawks1
Magical Name - Janus Mimsey-Porpington
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Sycamore with phoenix feather core, 13.25 inch, brittle
Patronus - St Bernard
Favourite Book - The Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters - Snape, Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, Draco

dogs105
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Acacia wood with a Unicorn hair core 14 ½" and Quite Bendy flexibility
Patronus - Black Mare

Smeg Head
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Laurel wood with a dragon heartstring core, 13" and hard flexibility
Patronus - Mongrel Dog

raskolnikov
Magical Name - Michael Derwent
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Fir wood with a Phoenix feather core 11" and Unbending flexibility
Patronus - Sparrow
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Harry, Hagrid, Ron, Luna, Dobby

comewhatmay
House - Ravenclaw

GeelongFTW
Magical Name - Ron Swift
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Acacia wood with a Unicorn hair core 10 ¾" and Quite Bendy flexibility
Patronus - White Mare
Favourite Book - Goblet of Fire > Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Dumbledore, Neville, Ron, Sirius, Mrs McGonagall
Boggart - Dementors, Fear of fear itself and whatnot.

SarahSmiles
Magical Name - Lord Voldemort Cattermole
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - 12 1/2 inches made of plants
Patronus - Calico Cat
Favourite book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Snape, Hermione, Ron, Oliver Wood and Lupin
Boggart - Rat

Blaze Storm
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Aspen wood, phoenix feather, 10", unbending
Patronus - Cat





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por_please_ya
Magical Name - Jean Black (AKA Moaning Myrtle Brown)
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Rowan wood with a unicorn hair core, 10 ¾" in length and slightly yielding flexibility
Patronus - Wildcat
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Hermione, Neville, Remus

NaturalDisaster
Magical Name - Jimmy Hooch
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Yew wood with a unicorn hair core, 11" and rigid flexibility
Patronus - Dun Mare
Favourite Book - The Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters -

Milera2Betts
Magical Name - Lisa Coote.
House - Hufflepuff.
Wang - Redwood wood with a unicorn hair core, 11" and slightly yielding flexibility.
Patronus - St Bernard Dog.

Stevi_Tigers
Magical Name - Sirius Crockford
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Pinewood phoneix feather core 13 and a quarter inches and rigid flexibility
Patronus - Sparrowhawk
Favourite book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Hermione, Harry, Ron, Sirius, Arthur Weasley

Jatz
Magical Name - James Twycross
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Elder Wood with a Dragon heartstring core, 12 1/2 inch and unyielding flexibility
Patronus - Mountain Hare
Favourite Book - Goblet Of fire, Loved the Quidditch World Cup intro.
Favourite Characters - Voldemort, Sirius Black, Dumbledore, Hedwig, Ginny

Freofalcon
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Larchwood with a Dragon heartstrings core, twelve and a half inches of rigid flexibility.
Patronus - Wampus Nightjar
Lucky NaturalDisaster

Jazny
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Firwood with a Unicorn Hair, 10 1/4 and brittle flexibilty.
Patronus - Fox Terrier

Procrastinator35
House - Hufflepuff

pantskyle
House - Hufflepuff
Wang: Laurel wood with a Unicorn Hair core, 11 ¾" and slightly springy flexibility
Patronus - Brown Bear
Favourite Book - Goblet of Fire

Cooksen
Magical Name - Aragog Coote
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Rowan wood with a phoenix feather core, 13 ¾" and slightly yielding flexibility
Patronus - St Bernard
Book - Order of the Phoenix
Favourite Characters - Ron, Harry, Luna, Neville, Cho
Boggart - Loneliness

Headless
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Pear wood with a phoenix feather core, 14 1⁄2" and slightly yielding flexibility.
Patronus - Bloodhound

PoppedCorn
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Sycamore wood with a Unicorn hair core 12 ¼" and Reasonably Supple flexibility
Patronus - Tortoiseshell Cat
Boggart - Wampus


pantskyle
House - Hufflepuff
Wand - Laurel wood with a unicorn hair core, 11 ¾" and slightly springy flexibility
Patronus - Brown Bear


Bonz
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Poplar wood with a Dragon heartstring core 9 ¾" and Supple flexibility
Patronus - Lynx
Favourite book - Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters - Fred and George Wesley
Boggart - Corpse with blood and organs scattered


iBeng
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Laurel wood with a unicorn hair core, 13 ¾" and slightly springy flexibility
Patronus - St Bernard
Favourite Book - Order of the Phoenix
Favourite Characters - Ginny, Harry, Fred/George, Sirius, Tonks and Lupin.
Magical Name - Bartemius Wood


Broken “Potter porn! I’m there.
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Cypress wood with a unicorn hair core, 11 ¾" and unyielding flexibility
Patronus - Rottweiler
Favourite Book - Half Blood Prince
Favourite Character - Remus Lupin

Grin
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Aspen wood with a unicorn hair core 14 1/2 " and reasonably supple flexibility.
I wonder what it does :think:
Apparently it means I'm an accomplished dualist, which explains my domination of Bay 13.
Patronus - Some dopey looking dog that probably loves pop up sprinklers.







Bomberboyokay - Moaning Myrtle

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