Games & Recreation JK Rowling The Sexual Deviant - The Harry Potter Discussion thread (SPOILERS)

[Wosh]

Stardew Valley is an incredible game. Thanks for sharing this, I'm pretty excited for it to come out now


I just started reading the books too! (for about the hundredth time)
Because I'm in full uni-mode, they're good books for when I just need an escape-read.

Ive gotta wait till everyone’s gone home, back to work etc because once I start reading I’m gone. Too many people in the house atm. I reckon Friday I’m good to start marathoning

 

[Smeg Head]

Stardew Valley is an incredible game. Thanks for sharing this, I'm pretty excited for it to come out now


I just started reading the books too! (for about the hundredth time)
Because I'm in full uni-mode, they're good books for when I just need an escape-read.

Stardew is currently occupying my pile of shame.

 

[Wosh]

Stardew is currently occupying my pile of shame.

What is a Stardew and why dont I have one? Sounds delicious

 

[MWPP]

I’ll be in hospital tomorrow (as a patient rather than a healer this time) but packing some HP-related things to keep my spirits up

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I’ll be in hospital tomorrow (as a patient rather than a healer this time) but packing some HP-related things to keep my spirits up

Hope everything is ok MWPP

 

[MWPP]

Hope everything is ok MWPP

All good thanks . It’s for an elective surgery/overnight stay
/Episkey

 

[perthblue]

I’ll be in hospital tomorrow (as a patient rather than a healer this time) but packing some HP-related things to keep my spirits up

good luck MWPP<3

 

[MWPP]

good luck MWPP<3

Thanks
Had the OP late this morning . Read some HP whilst waiting . Feeling better now that the anaesthetic has worn off /have some pain medication on board
Expecting to be discharged tomorrow morning yay

 

[LiterallyNobody]

I found my books at my nana's house - I thought I had lost them all - the only one not there is chamber of secrets so I only have to buy one more. I'll get to reading them when I have some time. Can't wait to dive back into the magical world.

 

[Wosh]

I found my books at my nana's house - I thought I had lost them all - the only one not there is chamber of secrets so I only have to buy one more. I'll get to reading them when I have some time. Can't wait to dive back into the magical world.

I’ve been looking at my Slytherin edition for 3 days but too busy to read it. Tonight may be the night!
Though I feel like drinking tonight so maybe not.

 

[Bet on Blue]

'Treacle tart, Hermione!' said Ron, deliberately wafting its smell towards her. 'Spotted dick, look!'

At least he didn't deliberately waft the smell of his spotted dick towards her.

 

[largebus]

I had a maths teacher who thought he was hot s**t. Instead of using textbooks written for the state curriculum he insisted on using his own materials.

His name? Mr Lockhart.

 

[GeelongFTW]

 

[Wosh]

Someone posted in here yesterday but it’s gone before I had a chance to add them. Please come post again...or does anyone remember the name?

 

[por_please_ya]

Someone posted in here yesterday but it’s gone before I had a chance to add them. Please come post again...or does anyone remember the name?

It was Bonz. Mate, your post was lost in the recent mass deletion. Would you mind posting your House/Wand/Patronus again so Wooshette can add you to the list? Cheers

 

[Wosh]

It was Bonz. Mate, your post was lost in the recent mass deletion. Would you mind posting your House/Wand/Patronus again so Wooshette can add you to the list? Cheers

Well done porps
I remember he was Hufflepuff and his Patronus was a lynx!

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Well done porps
I remember he was Hufflepuff and his Patronus was a lynx!

I remember someone complimenting him on his wand preference.

Buggered if I know what it was.

 

[dogs105]

Anyone got any suggestions of something to read whilst I'm off my feet for a couple of weeks?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Anyone got any suggestions of something to read whilst I'm off my feet for a couple of weeks?

 

[Wosh]

Anyone got any suggestions of something to read whilst I'm off my feet for a couple of weeks?

Harry Potter of course! House edition.

 

[phantom13]

Patronus was a lynx I complimented that

 

[por_please_ya]

Patronus was a lynx I complimented that

And then someone thought you were talking about men's deodorant lol

 

[phantom13]

Good times.

 

[Blaze Storm]

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Agent93
Magical Name - Gellert Johnson
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Laurel wood with a Dragon heartstring core 11 ¾" and Supple flexibility
Patronus - Black Stallion
Favourite Book - Order of The Phoenix
Favourite Characters - Minerva McGonagall, Cedric Diggory, Fred and George Weasley, Sirius Black

OES
Magical Name - Troy Hooch
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Alder wood with a Dragon heartstring core 11 ¾" and Surprisingly Swishy flexibility
Patronus - Nebelung Cat
Favourite book - The Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters - Luna, Ginny, Hermione, Lupin, Sirius

SM
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Beech wood with a phoenix feather core, 11 3/4" and reasonable supple flexibility.
Patronus - Fox
Favourite Book - Goblet of Fire.
Favourite Characters - Ron, Dumbledore, Luna.

The Filth Wizard
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Elm wood with a Phoenix feather core 13 3/4 and hard flexibility,
Patronus - Rat


Morganashlee
Magical name - Muriel Purkiss
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House - Gryffindor
Wang - Laurel wood with a Unicorn hair core 13 3/4 and rigid flexibility
Patronus - White Swan

Allikat
Magical Name - Angelina Slughorn
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Fir wood with a Phoenix feather core 10" and unbending flexibility
Patronus - Fox
Favourite Book - The Philosophers Stone
Favourite Characters - Fred & George (I had such a crush on these 2), Lupin, Hermoine (she reminded me of me), Harry (cos he's the Harry!)

Crow-eater
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Redwood wood with Phoenix feather core 11” and unyielding flexibility.
Patronus - Irish Wolfhound
Magical Name - Padma Coote
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Lupin, Hermione, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Harry

gaskin
Magical Name - Mykew Gryffindor
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Alder Wood, 11 inches, Unicorn hair
Patronus - Pine Marten
Favourite Book - Goblet Of Fire
Top 5 characters - Hagrid, Ron, Neville, Luna, Moaning Myrtle

Lore
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Ebony wood with a unicorn hair core 14" and rigid flexibility
Patronus - Salmon
Favourite Characters - Peeves, Gred and Forge, McGonagall (particularly in the fifth book), Sirius, Mrs Figg.

RedmanWasHere
Magical Name - Arcturus Higgs AKA Higgo but prefers Arky.
House - Slytherin
Wang - Acacia wood with a dragon heartstring core.
Patronus - Dapple Grey Stallion
Favourite Movie - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Hermione, Hagrid, Remus, Seamus Finnigan and Molly Weasley.

Chaisa
House - Gryffindor
Wang - Pine wood with a Unicorn hair core 12 ¼" and Brittle flexibility for my wand.
Patronus - Tortoiseshell Cat




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GreyWind
Magical Name - Nicolas Hooch
House - Slytherin
Wang - Pine wood 12 1/5" wand with a dragon heart string core, hard flexibility.
Patronus - Sparrowhawk
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Harry, Lupin, Sirius, Snape, Malfoy

Bet on Blue
Magical Name: Magorian Abbott.
House - Slytherin
Wang - Cypress wood with a dragon heartstring core, 12 1/2" and surprisingly swishy flexibility
Patronus - Nightjar (bird)
Favourite Book - Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters - Sirius, Luna, Lupin, Dumbledore & Hagrid

Wooshette
Magical Name - Malkin Jorkins
House - Slytherin
Wang - Black walnut wood with a unicorn hair core. 9 3/4 inches and unyielding flexibility
Patronus - Weasel
Favourite book - The Philosophers Stone
Favourite characters - Hagrid, Fluffy, Hermoine, Headless Nick, Mrs. Norris

Itsmyshow
Magical Name - Golgomath Shacklebolt.
House - Slytherin
Wang - Beech wood with a phoenix feather core, 13" and unbending flexibility
Patronus - Eagle

edgie
Magical Name - Bozo Elphick
House - Slytherin!
Wang - Laurel wood with a unicorn hair core, 14" and supple flexibility
Patronus - Irish Wolfhound
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Dumbledore, Snape, Harry, Lupin, Sirius
Boggart - Spider

phantom13
Magical Name - Lucius Polkiss
House - Slytherin
Wang - Pear wood with a dragon heartstring core, 13" and unbending flexibility
Patronus - Pheasant
Favourite Book - Goblet Of Fire
Favourite Characters - Snape, Sirius Black, Hermoinie, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort






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MWPP
Magical Name - Septima Nott
House - Ravenclaw,
Wang - Chestnut wood with a Unicorn hair core 10” and Hard flexibility
Patronus - Husky
Favourite Book - Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters - Hermione/Sirius/Harry(Remus/Severus)

perthblue
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Spruce wood with a Phoenix feather core 10 ¾" and Surprisingly Swishy flexibility
Patronus - Chow Dog

MEB_
Magical Name - Kendra Skeeter
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Elm Wood with a Phoenix feather core, 10" and hard flexibility
Patronus - Osprey
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban for me.
Favourite Characters - Hermione, Sirius, Lupin, Luna, McGonagall


dales.girl38
Magical Name - Kendra Nott
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Hawthorn wood with a unicorn hair core 9 ¾" and quite bendy flexibility
Patronus - Borzoi
Favourite Book - The Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters -

TDHawks1
Magical Name - Janus Mimsey-Porpington
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Sycamore with phoenix feather core, 13.25 inch, brittle
Patronus - St Bernard
Favourite Book - The Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters - Snape, Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, Draco

dogs105
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Acacia wood with a Unicorn hair core 14 ½" and Quite Bendy flexibility
Patronus - Black Mare

Smeg Head
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Laurel wood with a dragon heartstring core, 13" and hard flexibility
Patronus - Mongrel Dog

raskolnikov
Magical Name - Michael Derwent
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Fir wood with a Phoenix feather core 11" and Unbending flexibility
Patronus - Sparrow
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Harry, Hagrid, Ron, Luna, Dobby

comewhatmay
House - Ravenclaw

GeelongFTW
Magical Name - Ron Swift
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - Acacia wood with a Unicorn hair core 10 ¾" and Quite Bendy flexibility
Patronus - White Mare
Favourite Book - Goblet of Fire > Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Dumbledore, Neville, Ron, Sirius, Mrs McGonagall
Boggart - Dementors, Fear of fear itself and whatnot.

SarahSmiles
Magical Name - Lord Voldemort Cattermole
House - Ravenclaw
Wang - 12 1/2 inches made of plants
Patronus - Calico Cat
Favourite book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Snape, Hermione, Ron, Oliver Wood and Lupin
Boggart - Rat




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por_please_ya
Magical Name - Jean Black (AKA Moaning Myrtle Brown)
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Rowan wood with a unicorn hair core, 10 ¾" in length and slightly yielding flexibility
Patronus - Wildcat
Favourite Book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Hermione, Neville, Remus

NaturalDisaster
Magical Name - Jimmy Hooch
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Yew wood with a unicorn hair core, 11" and rigid flexibility
Patronus - Dun Mare
Favourite Book - The Half Blood Prince
Favourite Characters -

Milera2Betts
Magical Name - Lisa Coote.
House - Hufflepuff.
Wang - Redwood wood with a unicorn hair core, 11" and slightly yielding flexibility.
Patronus - St Bernard Dog.

Stevi_Tigers
Magical Name - Sirius Crockford
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Pinewood phoneix feather core 13 and a quarter inches and rigid flexibility
Patronus - Sparrowhawk
Favourite book - Prisoner of Azkaban
Favourite Characters - Hermione, Harry, Ron, Sirius, Arthur Weasley

Jatz
Magical Name - James Twycross
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Elder Wood with a Dragon heartstring core, 12 1/2 inch and unyielding flexibility
Patronus - Mountain Hare
Favourite Book - Goblet Of fire, Loved the Quidditch World Cup intro.
Favourite Characters - Voldemort, Sirius Black, Dumbledore, Hedwig, Ginny

Freofalcon
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Larchwood with a Dragon heartstrings core, twelve and a half inches of rigid flexibility.
Patronus - Wampus Nightjar
Lucky NaturalDisaster

Jazny
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Firwood with a Unicorn Hair, 10 1/4 and brittle flexibilty.
Patronus - Fox Terrier

Procrastinator35
House - Hufflepuff

Headless
House - Hufflepuff.
Wang - Pear wood with a phoenix feather core, 14 1⁄2" and slightly yielding flexibility.
Patronus - Bloodhound. Wang - Pear wood with a phoenix feather core, 14 1⁄2" and slightly yielding flexibility.

pantskyle
House - Hufflepuff
Wang: Laurel wood with a Unicorn Hair core, 11 ¾" and slightly springy flexibility
Patronus - Brown Bear
Favourite Book - Goblet of Fire

Cooksen
Magical Name - Aragog Coote
House - Hufflepuff
Wang - Rowan wood with a phoenix feather core, 13 ¾" and slightly yielding flexibility
Patronus - St Bernard
Book - Order of the Phoenix
Favourite Characters - Ron, Harry, Luna, Neville, Cho
Boggart - Loneliness

Bomberboyokay - Moaning Myrtle

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#myhogwartshouse

Missing one Ravenclaw on this list

 

[Wosh]

Missing one Ravenclaw on this list

Yea I havent updated it