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Flying High
Since Harry Potter discussion seems to be making its way into every thread and derailing them, I thought I would create a place for all us non-muggles to bask in the brilliance that is HP.
First topic of discussion - How much of a dirty bitch J K Rowling is.
Just look at some of these lewd quotes hidden in plain sight amongst the books:
"There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry's mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet.
'So, got there yet?' said George, eagerly."
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"Harry turned eagerly to see Dumbledore bending over his cabinet."
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"The harder she seemed to pull it over his head, the smaller it would become."
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It might also be fun to play the "HP wang" game, that is replace the word "wand" with the word "wang". A lot of very innocent sentences become much less so. Special thanks to Noobz0r for that suggestion.
This example is rather entertaining:
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE MAGIC NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WANG OUT FOR EVERY TINY LITTLE THING!
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Before someone whinges this is off topic on this board there is plenty of genuine interest in Harry Potter here and I have a mod's blessing to do this.
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good..."
Oh and this probably goes without saying but as I imagine there will be discussion of all the books,
MASSIVE SPOILERS WILL BE IN THIS THREAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
OP NOTE - ANYONE POSTING IN THIS THREAD WHO CLEARLY DOESNT WANT TO BE HERE WILL BE BOMBARDED WITH HP REFERENCES AND HP RELATED INSULTS.
Your Hogwarts Housemates here
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...thread-spoilers.1188182/page-20#post-54614040
Find your House, Patronus and Wand here
https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-sorting-hat
Harry Potter Name Generator
https://harrypotter.bloomsbury.com/au/fun-stuff/name-generator/
Take the Harry Potter Questionnaire
HP Fanatics
First topic of discussion - How much of a dirty bitch J K Rowling is.
Just look at some of these lewd quotes hidden in plain sight amongst the books:
"There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry's mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet.
'So, got there yet?' said George, eagerly."
****
"Harry turned eagerly to see Dumbledore bending over his cabinet."
****
"The harder she seemed to pull it over his head, the smaller it would become."
****
It might also be fun to play the "HP wang" game, that is replace the word "wand" with the word "wang". A lot of very innocent sentences become much less so. Special thanks to Noobz0r for that suggestion.
This example is rather entertaining:
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE MAGIC NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WANG OUT FOR EVERY TINY LITTLE THING!
MWPP por_please_ya Smeg Head Bet on Blue
Before someone whinges this is off topic on this board there is plenty of genuine interest in Harry Potter here and I have a mod's blessing to do this.
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good..."
Oh and this probably goes without saying but as I imagine there will be discussion of all the books,
MASSIVE SPOILERS WILL BE IN THIS THREAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
OP NOTE - ANYONE POSTING IN THIS THREAD WHO CLEARLY DOESNT WANT TO BE HERE WILL BE BOMBARDED WITH HP REFERENCES AND HP RELATED INSULTS.
Your Hogwarts Housemates here
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...thread-spoilers.1188182/page-20#post-54614040
Find your House, Patronus and Wand here
https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-sorting-hat
Harry Potter Name Generator
https://harrypotter.bloomsbury.com/au/fun-stuff/name-generator/
Take the Harry Potter Questionnaire
1) Hogwarts House:
2) Wand:
3) Patronus:
4) Ilvermorny House:
5) Magical Name:
6) Top 5 characters:
7) When and how did you first learn about Harry Potter?
8) Favourite book of the series?
9) What would your Boggart be?
10) Do you have any Harry Potter Merchandise? (And if so, what?)
11) Which is your favourite subject at Hogwarts?
12) Which Quidditch team would you support?
13) If you could cast an unforgivable curse on any character, who would it be and which curse?
14) Which pet would you have?
15) Have you made any friends through Harry Potter?
16) Which is your favourite scene from the movies?
17) Which cut scene do you wish they had included in the movies?
18) Have you ever read HP fanfiction?
19) Favourite canon and non-canon ships?
20) Favourite magical object?
21) Favourite magical creature?
22) What is your IDEAL magical occupation?
23) If you could bring ONE HP character back from the dead, who would it be and why?
24) Favourite spell and potion?
25) What’s the first way you’d use the room of requirement?
26) Favourite places in Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade?
27) Favourite teacher?
28) What would you see if you looked into the Mirror of Erised?
29) If you had access to a pensieve , which is the memory you would put into there?
30) You’re in the Triwizard tournament – which task are you most comfortable with completing and which are you least?
2) Wand:
3) Patronus:
4) Ilvermorny House:
5) Magical Name:
6) Top 5 characters:
7) When and how did you first learn about Harry Potter?
8) Favourite book of the series?
9) What would your Boggart be?
10) Do you have any Harry Potter Merchandise? (And if so, what?)
11) Which is your favourite subject at Hogwarts?
12) Which Quidditch team would you support?
13) If you could cast an unforgivable curse on any character, who would it be and which curse?
14) Which pet would you have?
15) Have you made any friends through Harry Potter?
16) Which is your favourite scene from the movies?
17) Which cut scene do you wish they had included in the movies?
18) Have you ever read HP fanfiction?
19) Favourite canon and non-canon ships?
20) Favourite magical object?
21) Favourite magical creature?
22) What is your IDEAL magical occupation?
23) If you could bring ONE HP character back from the dead, who would it be and why?
24) Favourite spell and potion?
25) What’s the first way you’d use the room of requirement?
26) Favourite places in Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade?
27) Favourite teacher?
28) What would you see if you looked into the Mirror of Erised?
29) If you had access to a pensieve , which is the memory you would put into there?
30) You’re in the Triwizard tournament – which task are you most comfortable with completing and which are you least?
HP Fanatics
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