Toast Jobeism

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Osho

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Was Jobe's father in the Fox commentary last weekend.

It's the equivalent of being circumcised twice, without a local. There's not much left. And what is there is a festering scab.
 

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Norm Smith Medallist
Nov 26, 2015
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oh blokes...i am so sorry i don't do Jobeism clips anymore, just that i found the footy forums a bit too toxic for my liking and lost interests, i've even canned my Kayo...seems like Jobe hasn't stopped outputting more pearlers...my loss i guess.
 

Demonic Ascent

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oh blokes...i am so sorry i don't do Jobeism clips anymore, just that i found the footy forums a bit too toxic for my liking and lost interests, i've even canned my Kayo...seems like Jobe hasn't stopped outputting more pearlers...my loss i guess.
You'll have to come back and upload clips when Richmond starts winning again 😜
 

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This probably belongs in another thread - but if I would pay good money to find out which idiot thought it was clever to start calling goals "Majors". This has taken over every commentator in the last couple of years, and I have no idea why.

Commentators have been referring to goals as majors for as long as I recall, and that is 50 odd years.

It was common back in my childhood for a goal to be referred to as a major score and a behind a minor score. Even then commentators would often abbreviate it to a “major” for a goal and a “minor” for a behind.
 

Cotchins Hair Piece

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This threads a bit sexist for mine, Jobe’s a feminist after all.

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Old M8

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I reckon Jobe would be more comfortable taking a s**t in front of tonight’s crowd then he was on special comments.

Painful
 

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