Jobeism

[bresker]

Reckon he won't be doing this for much longer. He would surely know how out of place he is

It hasn’t stopped Leon Cameron



boom-tish

 

[Truckosaurus]

Does he have a drivers license by any chance? Surely he doesnt?

I think his dad got him one.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Standus Operandus is an all-timer.

I love it lols

 

[AFLOnline]

Hoping Jobiwan gives us more, he will

Standus Operatus



Interprrretating



Dropped a mark that he woulda kicked



which team can outwear the other one

he slightly struggles to pronounce interpretation, who cares

dropped a mark he would have kicked (the goal) we all know what he meant

which team can outwear/outlast/wear out the other one... meh. Again we know what he meant

Honestly I don’t think this he’s as bad as what you’re making out to be... standus operatus aside... ok that one’s just weird. I’d still take him over Ling though.

 

[Tim Chinever]

he slightly struggles to pronounce interpretation, who cares

drojpped a mark he would have kicked (the goal) we all know what he meant

which team can outwear/outlast/wear out the other one... meh. Again we know what he meant

Honestly I don’t think this he’s as bad as what you’re making out to be... standus operatus aside... ok that one’s just weird. I’d still take him over Ling though.

Give his Brownlow back as long long as he never gets to commentate another

 

[Tim Chinever]

Give his Brownlow back as long long as he never gets to commentate another game!!

 

[Mat Mann]

its ch7 Standus Operatus

Darcy commentating Dogs
King, King, and Brayshaw, North games
Bartel (GWS board) GWS games
Riewoldt on Saints games
Bolton at Sydney

they seem to think that if the commentator barracks enough we'll be dumb enough and enjoy it, no matter how shit they are.

 

[hk89]

It is not my usual modus operandi to defend an ex-Essendon player, but give the guy a break.

He must have suffered some pretty severe PTSD after those final years at Essendon. Now some cruel bastard has put him right back into the war zone. I'm impressed he can still string words together - even if they don't make sense. I'd be expecting him to be curled up in the fetal position muttering "And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep? And why the Channel Seven broadcast chills me to my feet?"

 

[PetterdHoisted]

It is not my usual modus operandi to defend an ex-Essendon player, but give the guy a break.

He must have suffered some pretty severe PTSD after those final years at Essendon. Now some cruel bastard has put him right back into the war zone. I'm impressed he can still string words together - even if they don't make sense. I'd be expecting him to be curled up in the fetal position muttering "And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep? And why the Channel Seven broadcast chills me to my feet?"

'I watched a snail crawl along the edge of my 2012 Brownlow...'

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

he slightly struggles to pronounce interpretation, who cares

dropped a mark he would have kicked (the goal) we all know what he meant

which team can outwear/outlast/wear out the other one... meh. Again we know what he meant

Honestly I don’t think this he’s as bad as what you’re making out to be... standus operatus aside... ok that one’s just weird. I’d still take him over Ling though.

I'm "quoting" him with video clips, if you interprrrrretated that to be "making him look bad" ok, not the end of the world.

you keep saying we all know what he meant, nek minnit, spelt out explicit explainations ???

I didn't spell out what he really really meant coz I expected ppl to know what he meant.

 

[Del165198]

It is not my usual modus operandi to defend an ex-Essendon player, but give the guy a break.

He must have suffered some pretty severe PTSD after those final years at Essendon. Now some cruel bastard has put him right back into the war zone. I'm impressed he can still string words together - even if they don't make sense. I'd be expecting him to be curled up in the fetal position muttering "And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep? And why the Channel Seven broadcast chills me to my feet?"

Would you say it's not part of your standus operandus?

 

[Grin]

Don't be like Jobe kids. Say "No!" to drugs.

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

who hates Murray Walker ? Nobody.

ppl love his Murrayism coz they're damn funny.

if ppl decide to throw hate into this thread...hey it's a free world, you choose how you spend your time.

 

[Brishawk]

A chip off the old block.

I think you mean, chip off the old tree.

 

[HairyO]

Hoping Jobiwan gives us more, he will

Standus Operatus



Interprrretating



Dropped a mark that he woulda kicked



which team can outwear the other one

Csn someone please translerate this for me ?

 

[StillAtLarge]

Xavier's finest

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

Jobe might take me to court over this...heard he's a mean barista...

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Channel7 should lose the AFL media rights

 

[Messenger]

If he doesn't, look forward to another 5 years of it. Channel 7 don't get rid of commmentators no matter how bad they are

Indeed look at the gallery of idiots they roll out each weekend.

 

[Retzlaff]

Jobe might take me to court over this...heard he's a mean barista...

*Baristatater

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

FWIW, Jobe's gaffs are funnier (accidents) than contrived cringe worthy Dwayneism like more palm than Florida ? sheesh...

spin cycle jokes are so stale by now...

the old saying you couldn't make this $hit up...is true...it's funnier than the made up $hit.

 

[Red Bull]

The old legend “Captain Blood” was known to crucify the English language from time to time.
Wonder whether the Tigers were running a club sanctioned doping program back in the day ...

 

[W.C. Fry]

which team can outwear the other one



outwear...hmmm..is that what Superman puts on when he steps out ?

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

 

[Underarm]

Does he have a drivers license by any chance? Surely he doesnt?

Yeah, but he got it off site and then VicRoads destroyed the evidence. All above board though. Honest.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The old legend “Captain Blood” was known to crucify the English language from time to time.
Wonder whether the Tigers were running a club sanctioned doping program back in the day ...

I still miss the great man.