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Why would you go to New York to become a barista ?. The place has god awful coffee outside of a few good places run by Aussie expats.

I presume because New York is cosmopolitan (love to hear how Jobe would mangle that) and being a barista is “cool”.
 

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I'm happy about this thread, as before I was suffering quietly on my own. Now it becomes a game of listening out for Jobeisms and sharing the pain together.

We look out for each other, Sketi. Misery enjoys company.
 
Hope he does grand final. He needs to go international
lost in translerpretation

EDIT: anyone who does 3D would know that lerp is an actual word (in the 3D/VFX world). Linear interpolation = lerp...so this thing does actually happen in real life
 
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I think Jobe is on Thursday nites...but then the AFL had decided to abandon the Thursday schedulings haven't they ?
Maybe that was the reason to stop scheduling Thursday night games
 
My hope is that Jobe keeps going to the multi-syllabic torture chamber and one of his thick mates in the commentary box follows him.

”That’s his standus operatus, Darce”

”Absolutely Jobe, stood there and operated. Transedimental talent.”
 
any chance of timestamps approximately ? i didn't watch.

1 525 pm
2 430pm

510ish "The narrative of whether Collingwood can still be so efficient going forward"

330ish "they will play an attacking brand"

That's when I posted so the Jobeisms will be a few minutes before
 
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So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
 
So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
Wow you must be Gen-Z. Go cry in your smashed avo. Jobe is a cheat. No one cares.
 
So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
theres-gotta-be-an-investigation.jpg
 
So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
there's been no attack on Trent Cotchin's coiffure in this thread 💈
 
1 525 pm
2 430pm

510ish "The narrative of whether Collingwood can still be so efficient going forward"

330ish "they will play an attacking brand"

That's when I posted so the Jobeisms will be a few minutes before
still abit too cumbersome for me to backtrack on kayo + gameday posts.

maybe in future, tag the jobeism in gameday posts with:

jobeism Q1/2/3/4 Time 00:00 or (scores XX/YY)

"Hello world, my jobeism for the day is...where ever you go, there you are"

then I could go thru kayo replays using the progressive scores and extract the jobeisms.
I know this is more typing for you on gameday but I think that's the only way I can dial in on the replays.
Thanks.
 
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The wisdom of Jobe:

"When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner"

*Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
 
still abit too cumbersome for me to backtrack on kayo + gameday posts.

maybe in future, tag the jobeism in gameday posts with:

jobeism Q1/2/3/4 scores XX/YY

"Hello world, my jobeism for the day is...where ever you go, there you are"

then I could go thru kayo replays using the progressive scores and extract the jobeisms.
I know this is more typing for you on gameday but I think that's the only way I can dial in on the replays.
Thanks.

Always happy to help out a robot. I feel sorry for the soulless 😁
 
So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.

He isn't a Brownlow medallist, it is a fact that he was suspended for PED offences and he is a dimwit. Have a great day!
 

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