Roast Jobeism

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Atomboy

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I think people are being a little harsh on Jobe. He is a modern man after all, a free thinker. We know this because he
has a hat that has the word "Feminist" printed on it. And he went to New York to become a barista. Not just anyone
can get into one of those Tribeca coffee education institutions you know. We shouldn't be surprised he is thinking outside
of the box and feels the English language is constraining and not inclusive enough of these new words he is introducing
to the AFL community for it's betterment.
Why would you go to New York to become a barista ?. The place has god awful coffee outside of a few good places run by Aussie expats.
 

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The 747

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any chance of timestamps approximately ? i didn't watch.
1 525 pm
2 430pm

510ish "The narrative of whether Collingwood can still be so efficient going forward"

330ish "they will play an attacking brand"

That's when I posted so the Jobeisms will be a few minutes before
 
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Shane Heard

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So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
 

fixxxer

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So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
Wow you must be Gen-Z. Go cry in your smashed avo. Jobe is a cheat. No one cares.
 

Bell Ringer

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So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
theres-gotta-be-an-investigation.jpg
 

CaptchaProofBot

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So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
there's been no attack on Trent Cotchin's coiffure in this thread 💈
 

CaptchaProofBot

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1 525 pm
2 430pm

510ish "The narrative of whether Collingwood can still be so efficient going forward"

330ish "they will play an attacking brand"

That's when I posted so the Jobeisms will be a few minutes before
still abit too cumbersome for me to backtrack on kayo + gameday posts.

maybe in future, tag the jobeism in gameday posts with:

jobeism Q1/2/3/4 Time 00:00 or (scores XX/YY)

"Hello world, my jobeism for the day is...where ever you go, there you are"

then I could go thru kayo replays using the progressive scores and extract the jobeisms.
I know this is more typing for you on gameday but I think that's the only way I can dial in on the replays.
Thanks.
 
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The 747

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still abit too cumbersome for me to backtrack on kayo + gameday posts.

maybe in future, tag the jobeism in gameday posts with:

jobeism Q1/2/3/4 scores XX/YY

"Hello world, my jobeism for the day is...where ever you go, there you are"

then I could go thru kayo replays using the progressive scores and extract the jobeisms.
I know this is more typing for you on gameday but I think that's the only way I can dial in on the replays.
Thanks.
Always happy to help out a robot. I feel sorry for the soulless 😁
 

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