Toast Jobeism

Remove this Banner Ad

CaptchaProofBot

Premiership Player
Nov 26, 2015
4,578
13,539
AFL Club
Richmond
The wisdom of Jobe:

"When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner"

*Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
I had to ask...can anyone hear you when you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner ?
then it led to does a vacuum cleaner work in space ?


point is, Jobe makes you think.
 

Log in to remove this ad.

Rusty Brookes

Norm Smith Medallist
Aug 9, 2001
5,583
6,330
Preston
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Other Teams
Hawthorn, Manningham Cobras
There was a great bit yesterday when one of the commentators fed Jobe a line to get him into the commentary - it was something like "Jobe, Essendon are really starting to dial up the pressure and you can sense Collingwood need to find another avenue to goal" (it was probably something nothing like that all but the point was the commentator fed the line specifically directed to Jobe). His response - "Yeah". That was it. Not "Yeah, it's all starting from the midfield where Darcy Parish is having a blinder" or "Yeah, Mihocek is really struggling to get into the game, he's only had the two touches" or "Yeah, the Pies might have to move Moore forward as they have no marking targets". Just "Yeah". It's great work if you can get it.
 

Back One Out

Brownlow Medallist
Mar 2, 2015
15,583
27,035
AFL Club
Hawthorn
There was a great bit yesterday when one of the commentators fed Jobe a line to get him into the commentary - it was something like "Jobe, Essendon are really starting to dial up the pressure and you can sense Collingwood need to find another avenue to goal" (it was probably something nothing like that all but the point was the commentator fed the line specifically directed to Jobe). His response - "Yeah". That was it. Not "Yeah, it's all starting from the midfield where Darcy Parish is having a blinder" or "Yeah, Mihocek is really struggling to get into the game, he's only had the two touches" or "Yeah, the Pies might have to move Moore forward as they have no marking targets". Just "Yeah". It's great work if you can get it.
Lethal should've said to him, "Jobe, make the coffee!"
 

Messenger

No, I’m just disappointed
Jun 16, 2007
31,636
27,790
Nearby
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Other Teams
Minnesota Timberwolves
So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
Jobe isn’t a Brownlow Medallist, Shane.
 

(Log in to remove this ad.)

Remove this Banner Ad