Jobeism

[CaptchaProofBot]

There...the Roast is now Toast

Hoping Jobiwan gives us more, he will

Standus Operatus



Interprrretating



Dropped a mark that he woulda kicked



which team can outwear the other one



amplitheatre



dirty talking Jobe, Grindr ref:



it's taxing in the sense to be thinking all the time !!!



discrepan....discretion



set the gauntlet



translates all supporters



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[Sweet Jesus]

Standus operatus really takes the cake.

The fact he was confident enough to go with the Latin elevates it.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Does he have a drivers license by any chance? Surely he doesnt?

 

[Nostradumbass]

A chip off the old block.

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

Standus operatus really takes the cake.

The fact he was confident enough to go with the Latin elevates it.

get ready for Standus on the Marcus Aurelius

 

[juice t]

He's like a concussed Murray Walker

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Standus operatus really takes the cake.

The fact he was confident enough to go with the Latin elevates it.

Biggus Dickus, the highest wanking general in Wome, likes this.

 

[justlookingaround]

I think he's got dyslexia tbh.

His analysis is pretty decent, just struggles to get his words out.

 

[Sweet Jesus]

OMG he said interpretate twice!

 

[FrankDrebin]

I think one of the side effects of Thymosin Beta 4 is a swollen tongue.

 

[Sweet Jesus]

I think he's got dyslexia tbh.

His analysis is pretty decent, just struggles to get his words out.

He says nothing. He's gone past Luke Hodge (aka Hodgey) for sheer banality and offering the single most obvious observation at any given point.

That aside, surely one of the prerequisites for being a broadcaster is being able to talk.

He's approaching Brett Kirk levels.

 

[The 747]

I think he's got dyslexia tbh.

His analysis is pretty decent, just struggles to get his words out.

He may have dyslexia - perhaps they should have tested him for aptitude before giving him the job and turning the commentary box into a sheltered workshop.

 

[Iago]

I find when he agrees with a fellow commentator but just saying "yep" but sounds more like "yupp!" very insightful. You just couldn't get that anywhere else other than the front bar of almost any pub.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

He says nothing. He's gone past Luke Hodge (aka Hodgey) for sheer banality and offering the single most obvious observation at any given point.

That aside, surely one of the prerequisites for being a broadcaster is being able to talk.

He's approaching Brett Kirk levels.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Hoping Jobiwan gives us more, he will

Standus Operatus



Interprrretating



Dropped a mark that he woulda kicked




outwear (can't find the time stamp for this one, somewhere near end of game, anyone ?)

Bless him

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

A chip off the old block.

It's like listening to Tim

 

[Sweet Jesus]

How did this happen? Someone wrote that script and a senior producer signed off on it.

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

I think one of the side effects of Thymosin Beta 4 is a swollen tongue.

ooooohhhh if I have TB4, I wouldn't inject in my tongue...having been told "small sample size" too many times

 

[justlookingaround]

He may have dyslexia - perhaps they should have tested him for aptitude before giving him the job and turning the commentary box into a sheltered workshop.

I mean I'm sure nepotism played a big role in his hiring

 

[hawkman]

I find when he agrees with a fellow commentator but just saying "yep" but sounds more like "yupp!" very insightful. You just couldn't get that anywhere else other than the front bar of almost any pub.

Now waiting for the moment he disagrees. I wonder how insightful it will be

 

[The 747]

I mean I'm sure nepotism played a big role in his hiring

Evidently, because he is not good at commentary. Sometimes he is quite funny in an unintentional way but really there is a basic level of speaking skill required to do commentary.

 

[Billy ray]

Now waiting for the moment he disagrees. I wonder how insightful it will be

nup?

 

[Aphrodite]

Hoping Jobiwan gives us more, he will

Standus Operatus



Interprrretating



Dropped a mark that he woulda kicked




outwear (can't find the time stamp for this one, somewhere near end of game, anyone ?)

Standus Operatus

Interprrretating

 

[Plugger35]

He needs an interpetator to understand what he's saying.

 

[SurreyBlue]

Channel7 should lose the AFL media rights after such a appalling hire.