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Standus Operatus



Interprrretating



Dropped a mark that he woulda kicked



which team can outwear the other one

he slightly struggles to pronounce interpretation, who cares

dropped a mark he would have kicked (the goal) we all know what he meant

which team can outwear/outlast/wear out the other one... meh. Again we know what he meant

Honestly I don’t think this he’s as bad as what you’re making out to be... standus operatus aside... ok that one’s just weird. I’d still take him over Ling though.
 

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he slightly struggles to pronounce interpretation, who cares

drojpped a mark he would have kicked (the goal) we all know what he meant

which team can outwear/outlast/wear out the other one... meh. Again we know what he meant

Honestly I don’t think this he’s as bad as what you’re making out to be... standus operatus aside... ok that one’s just weird. I’d still take him over Ling though.

Give his Brownlow back as long long as he never gets to commentate another
 
its ch7 Standus Operatus

Darcy commentating Dogs
King, King, and Brayshaw, North games
Bartel (GWS board) GWS games
Riewoldt on Saints games
Bolton at Sydney

they seem to think that if the commentator barracks enough we'll be dumb enough and enjoy it, no matter how shit they are.
 
It is not my usual modus operandi to defend an ex-Essendon player, but give the guy a break.

He must have suffered some pretty severe PTSD after those final years at Essendon. Now some cruel bastard has put him right back into the war zone. I'm impressed he can still string words together - even if they don't make sense. I'd be expecting him to be curled up in the fetal position muttering "And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep? And why the Channel Seven broadcast chills me to my feet?"
 
It is not my usual modus operandi to defend an ex-Essendon player, but give the guy a break.

He must have suffered some pretty severe PTSD after those final years at Essendon. Now some cruel bastard has put him right back into the war zone. I'm impressed he can still string words together - even if they don't make sense. I'd be expecting him to be curled up in the fetal position muttering "And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep? And why the Channel Seven broadcast chills me to my feet?"
'I watched a snail crawl along the edge of my 2012 Brownlow...'
 
he slightly struggles to pronounce interpretation, who cares

dropped a mark he would have kicked (the goal) we all know what he meant

which team can outwear/outlast/wear out the other one... meh. Again we know what he meant

Honestly I don’t think this he’s as bad as what you’re making out to be... standus operatus aside... ok that one’s just weird. I’d still take him over Ling though.
I'm "quoting" him with video clips, if you interprrrrretated that to be "making him look bad" ok, not the end of the world.

you keep saying we all know what he meant, nek minnit, spelt out explicit explainations ???

I didn't spell out what he really really meant coz I expected ppl to know what he meant.
 
It is not my usual modus operandi to defend an ex-Essendon player, but give the guy a break.

He must have suffered some pretty severe PTSD after those final years at Essendon. Now some cruel bastard has put him right back into the war zone. I'm impressed he can still string words together - even if they don't make sense. I'd be expecting him to be curled up in the fetal position muttering "And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep? And why the Channel Seven broadcast chills me to my feet?"

Would you say it's not part of your standus operandus?
 

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If he doesn't, look forward to another 5 years of it. Channel 7 don't get rid of commmentators no matter how bad they are

Indeed look at the gallery of idiots they roll out each weekend.
 

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The old legend “Captain Blood” was known to crucify the English language from time to time.
Wonder whether the Tigers were running a club sanctioned doping program back in the day ...

I still miss the great man.
 

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