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Why would you go to New York to become a barista ?. The place has god awful coffee outside of a few good places run by Aussie expats.

I presume because New York is cosmopolitan (love to hear how Jobe would mangle that) and being a barista is “cool”.
 

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I'm happy about this thread, as before I was suffering quietly on my own. Now it becomes a game of listening out for Jobeisms and sharing the pain together.

We look out for each other, Sketi. Misery enjoys company.
 
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Hope he does grand final. He needs to go international
lost in translerpretation

EDIT: anyone who does 3D would know that lerp is an actual word (in the 3D/VFX world). Linear interpolation = lerp...so this thing does actually happen in real life
 
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My hope is that Jobe keeps going to the multi-syllabic torture chamber and one of his thick mates in the commentary box follows him.

”That’s his standus operatus, Darce”

”Absolutely Jobe, stood there and operated. Transedimental talent.”
 
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any chance of timestamps approximately ? i didn't watch.

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2 430pm

510ish "The narrative of whether Collingwood can still be so efficient going forward"

330ish "they will play an attacking brand"

That's when I posted so the Jobeisms will be a few minutes before
 
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So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
 

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So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
Wow you must be Gen-Z. Go cry in your smashed avo. Jobe is a cheat. No one cares.
 
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So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
theres-gotta-be-an-investigation.jpg
 
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So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.
there's been no attack on Trent Cotchin's coiffure in this thread 💈
 
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1 525 pm
2 430pm

510ish "The narrative of whether Collingwood can still be so efficient going forward"

330ish "they will play an attacking brand"

That's when I posted so the Jobeisms will be a few minutes before
still abit too cumbersome for me to backtrack on kayo + gameday posts.

maybe in future, tag the jobeism in gameday posts with:

jobeism Q1/2/3/4 Time 00:00 or (scores XX/YY)

"Hello world, my jobeism for the day is...where ever you go, there you are"

then I could go thru kayo replays using the progressive scores and extract the jobeisms.
I know this is more typing for you on gameday but I think that's the only way I can dial in on the replays.
Thanks.
 
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The wisdom of Jobe:

"When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner"

*Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
 
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still abit too cumbersome for me to backtrack on kayo + gameday posts.

maybe in future, tag the jobeism in gameday posts with:

jobeism Q1/2/3/4 scores XX/YY

"Hello world, my jobeism for the day is...where ever you go, there you are"

then I could go thru kayo replays using the progressive scores and extract the jobeisms.
I know this is more typing for you on gameday but I think that's the only way I can dial in on the replays.
Thanks.

Always happy to help out a robot. I feel sorry for the soulless 😁
 
Jan 19, 2008
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So I get a minor infraction the other day for calling Caro a wretched old tart..meanwhile you bunch of keyboard bully boy simpletons are allowed to post deeply offending remarks about a Champion of the game, a Brownlow medalist and all round nice guy in Jobe?

How is that fair?

I’m writing a long letter of complaint and reporting every single one of you.

This thread should be locked pending an investigation.

He isn't a Brownlow medallist, it is a fact that he was suspended for PED offences and he is a dimwit. Have a great day!
 

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