Jobeism

[OnlyPowerForever]

Because female voices have no place in live broadcasts of football.

Their tone grates at the viewers nervous system.

"So, Daisy, poor effort from Dixon there?
- "I'm not angry, BT... just disappointed".

 

[Shane Heard]

In his own lunchbox

he’s the opposite of that actually

most of it is theatrical acting you think is real

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

BT is a legend broadcaster

 

[Boxhead_31]

he’s the opposite of that actually

most of it is theatrical acting you think is real

His theatrical acting skill is on par with Tommy Wiseau

 

[Thrawn]

Miserable, wet and cold day... so I went back to this thread to watch the footage again.

standus operatus

Ahahaha

 

[Dazzler9]

Miserable, wet and cold day... so I went back to this thread to watch the footage again.

standus operatus

Ahahaha

I've heard it and read it that many times now that it feels like a real saying.

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

Miserable, wet and cold day... so I went back to this thread to watch the footage again.

standus operatus

Ahahaha

hooray for Thurs nite Footy...do your thing Jobe.

 

[Jack Stevens]

Two minutes into tonight's game and Jobe has already vomited all over the English language multiple times.

 

[Sketi]

Strong start from Jobe in the first 2 minutes. "He's got a really strong decision maker"

Feels like he's gonna give us some gold tonight.

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

amplifier + amphitheatre = Amplitheatre

 

[FS25]

"He invariably makes the right decision all the time"

Shades of Anchorman's "60% of the time it works every time" there

 

[Magma]

in a field of s**t he truly is the smelliest turd

 

[StevieRay23]

On Rozee "It's not been easy for him". Mate he's had 4 kicks for 4 goals

 

[Liam Boy]

good lord who let this guy in the commentator's box? the worst thing is when he gives up on a sentence and starts a new one two words in.

 

[tigerwill]

Did he go to school or did he wag every year from kindergarten on?
Or maybe it was the medication he was on

 

[Rusty Brookes]

I'm sure he referred to Hawkins as Tommyhawk that quarter.

Darcy tried giving him the lead in again and he deadset didn't even both replying this time.

Also noted something along the lines of "Rozee is a great player - their skills are really good".

 

[Sketi]

Collect connect connect

 

[hoddo22]

In reference to a match up for a red hot Rozee, he said "he currently has Bews playing on him.....from Geelong".

Really Jobe? I thought it was an intraclub match televised on Thursday night.

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[LordLucifer]

Did he go to school or did he wag every year from kindergarten on?
Or maybe it was the medication he was on

He went to primary school with my son so I can confirm he did get an education.

 

[LordLucifer]

Some of his phrasing leaves me staggered, there are some big words but none of them seem to make any sense.

 

[StillAtLarge]

He's his father's son...

 

[Sketi]

A Jobeism: the ability to put "tempo" on the ball.

 

[LordLucifer]

"he's looking so dangerous in and around the ball"

 

[LordLucifer]

The other commentator just mentioned a Geelong player's 'vertical leap', is there any other sort of leap ??

 

[Chaisa]

The frustrating thing is that unlike other AFL summarisers he actually tries to give some decent insights. Just a shame he never mastered the art of the English language.