Jobeism

[Acinath]

Reminds me of Little Carmine on the Sopranos

Whatever happened there?

 

[Shane Heard]

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Default Bradbury win.

 

[Dazzler9]

Default Bradbury win.

More like Carl Lewis 1988 win.

 

[Shane Heard]

More like Carl Lewis 1988 win.

Cotch and Sam were on drugs?

That’s a strong accusation pal.

 

[Grin]

There was another good one last night where he said "they've passed the gauntlet" or something similar. The expression is "thrown down the gauntlet".

....or to run the gauntlet.

Or passed the baton?

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Or passed the baton?

or passed wind?

 

[Dazzler9]

Cotch and Sam were on drugs?

That’s a strong accusation pal.

Miss the Ben Johnson allusion, did you?

 

[Grin]

or passed wind?

Maybe he’s got verbal irritable bowel.

 

[Seadog]

I think that's the problem. Getting a few words wrong is not an issue. It's his play by play analysis which is horrible.

He insists on telling us what we have just seen with our own eyes, handy I suppose if I happen to have my face between a lovely....anyway I digress, tell me something I don't know Jobe, I've just seen X kick it to Y who handballed to Z who kicked a goal.
That's before I even get started on his mangling of the english language.

 

[Shane Heard]

Miss the Ben Johnson allusion, did you?

no

your comedian line was a bit off the mark ..think about it

 

[Dazzler9]

no

you’re comedian line was a bit off the mark ..think about it

Jabby jab jab jab

 

[Shane Heard]

Jabby jab jab jab

Ben, Chicky, Kerr and co say hi

tainted premiership *

 

[Dazzler9]

Seriously though, Jobe should hang in there, and do "whatever it takes" to make it. I'm sure he can handle a few jabs being sent his way.

 

[Shane Heard]

Seriously though, Jobe should hang in there, and do "whatever it takes" to make it. I'm sure he can handle a few jabs being sent his way.

You can bet he’s not on a football forum taking cheap shots on a champion like some pathetic loser such as your good self

 

[RedFury]

It's unfair that an online amplitheatre like Bigfooty would choose to interpretate Jobe in this way. It's not his fault there's a clear discretion
between his abilities and that of a good commentator, but the standus operatus of his employer is clearly to set the gauntlet as low as possible.

Despite that I feel this thread is begining to outwear itself.

 

[MarcusP2]

It's unfair that an online amplitheatre like Bigfooty would choose to interpretate Jobe in this way. It's not his fault there's a clear discretion
between his abilities and that of a good commentator, but the standus operatus of his employer is clearly to set the gauntlet as low as possible.

Despite that I feel this thread is begining to outwear itself.

Poetry.

On Pixel 5 using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Borussia Teeth]

in a field of sh*t he truly is the smelliest turd

More jobby than jobe.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

WADA should ban him from commentating. Hopefully in a couple of years Cotch can replace him in the commentary box

 

[The 747]

WADA should ban him from commentating. Hopefully in a couple of years Cotch can replace him in the commentary box

Leaving aside that he can't speak, it is astounding that a convicted drug cheat is allowed to be part of an official broadcast team. Ah the AFL.

 

[HTPunter]

Thread was better when it was just Jobeisms.

If they can have Carey in the box they can have Jobe in terms of past issues affecting employment...drug issue been done to death, much funnier to laugh at interpretate and set the gauntlet

 

[Shane Heard]

It's unfair that an online amplitheatre like Bigfooty would choose to interpretate Jobe in this way. It's not his fault there's a clear discretion
between his abilities and that of a good commentator, but the standus operatus of his employer is clearly to set the gauntlet as low as possible.

Despite that I feel this thread is begining to outwear itself.

Yep..this thread is nothing but a disgusting bunch of pathetic imbeciles making repugnant, despicable and deplorable sneers against a champion of the game who had the guts to admit something wasn’t right at his club and took his penalty without complaint.

If Jobe was an aboriginal player, this thread would be classed as unadulterated clear racism with an intent to degrade another human with comments that would be deleted and eventually thread closed.

The mob mentality here is truly sickening. Banding together like a bunch of scumbag losers tossing around childish insults no normal adult would have a part of and slapping each other on the back congratulating themselves for their cretinous dribble they each spew forth.

I call upon a smart BF moderator here to lock this thread and end the negativity and harassment.

Who agrees with me?

 

[Dylan8]

Yep..this thread is nothing but a disgusting bunch of pathetic imbeciles making repugnant, despicable and deplorable sneers against a champion of the game who had the guts to admit something wasn’t right at his club and took his penalty without complaint.

If Jobe was an aboriginal player, this thread would be classed as unadulterated clear racism with an intent to degrade another human with comments that would be deleted and eventually thread closed.

The mob mentality here is truly sickening. Banding together like a bunch of scumbag losers tossing around childish insults no normal adult would have a part of and slapping each other on the back congratulating themselves for their cretinous dribble they each spew forth.

I call upon a smart BF moderator here to lock this thread and end the negativity and harassment.

Who agrees with me?

This might be the funniest post in this thread

 

[Shane Heard]

This might be the funniest post in this thread

Try not to be an idiot all your life.. ffs.

 

[Private Hudson]

Yep..this thread is nothing but a disgusting bunch of pathetic imbeciles making repugnant, despicable and deplorable sneers against a champion of the game who had the guts to admit something wasn’t right at his club and took his penalty without complaint.

If Jobe was an aboriginal player, this thread would be classed as unadulterated clear racism with an intent to degrade another human with comments that would be deleted and eventually thread closed.

The mob mentality here is truly sickening. Banding together like a bunch of scumbag losers tossing around childish insults no normal adult would have a part of and slapping each other on the back congratulating themselves for their cretinous dribble they each spew forth.

I call upon a smart BF moderator here to lock this thread and end the negativity and harassment.

Who agrees with me?

Why is it any different then you bagging out on Tom Browne and Dwayne Russell ?

 

[Dave]

Seriously though, Jobe should hang in there, and do "whatever it takes" to make it. I'm sure he can handle a few jabs being sent his way.

He can always ask Ben or Chad for advice.