Jobeism

[Rod Stroker]

Jobe: "Merrett is cerebal"

 

[TigerRoar]

Also Jobe: “Zachy Merrett”

 

[Rod Stroker]

Dons defenders had to wait for the "calvalry" to arrive

 

[windyhill]

Dons defenders had to wait for the "calvalry" to arrive

And then there was glen archer on footy classified, holy *.....

 

[Summer Nights]

Jobe actually has some decent insight into the modern game, the problem is that he can't speak properly to articulate it, and he doesn't seem to know when he is mangling the words.

I personally think his insights are boring and obvious, and don’t like listening to him at all.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

If you had to choose between Jobe Watson and Ian Thorpe as the last commentators on earth, would you consider sepuku?

 

[pablo668]

I wonder if he's a good Barista?

 

[Foucault1989]

Whatever people might think of him he has to carry the stain of being a drug cheat. Didn't stand up for his young teammates when they were being hauled to a sleazy off site clinic to get injected with who knows what.

Move on. Jesus christ...

 

[peternorth]

If you had to choose between Jobe Watson and Ian Thorpe as the last commentators on earth, would you consider sepuku?

Good ball user, excellent foot skills. Very sharp inside.

 

[Kangapirate]

Olarenshaw saying "knackered" all the time was pretty funny.

 

[DERO]

And then there was glen archer on footy classified, holy fu**.....

I kept watching because I felt like he was going to punch Hutchy.

 

[Jack Stevens]

Tom Jonas must be disappointed, Jobe just promoted Ollie Wines to captain in the pre-match

 

[Xtreme]

Tom Jonas must be disappointed, Jobe just promoted Ollie Wines to captain in the pre-match

If there was a Jobe Watson drinking game during the coverage, you'd be cactus before teams ran through the banners!

 

[La Dispute]

Weitering been added to the Melbourne forward line

Nice get

 

[Jack Stevens]

I think my favourite for the night has been "Boak is 33 years of old"

 

[Boxhead_31]

I think my favourite for the night has been "Boak is 33 years of old"

"With their ruck dominance, Melbourne need to have a scarcity around the ball" has been my highlight tonight

 

[Boxhead_31]

On Jackson: "you don't expect a forward to be this good this early. Usually, it takes a forward three or four years and this is his third year"

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I swear he just said “he’s been a good contributioner”

 

[Xtreme]

I swear he just said “he’s been a good contributioner”

He's just trying to be the 2022 Brett Kirk

 

[Kangapirate]

Could swear he said “Attidunal” at one point.

last week - “ the Cats defenders like to suck off”

 

[Thrawn]

He's just trying to be the 2022 Brett Kirk

It's his standus operandus.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

I thought his commentary was decent the previous week but tonight he was terrible

 

[Engimal v3]

On Jackson: "you don't expect a forward to be this good this early. Usually, it takes a forward three or four years and this is his third year"

Brendan Schaub-esque

 

[master bate]

Praised the work of the property stewards, said they work very hard especially on 'overseas' trips.

 

[WillHayward]

Jobe is semi *ed.

Got the job because if his dad

Yet i always get a laugh how Melbourne folk think they are a "progressive" and a "world city".

I mean cafes and restaurants are unique.

Jobe is a true blue journo.

Oh deary me

I've seen horse s**t smarter than Jobe