Jobeism

[Strapping Young Lad]

Jobe is semi ******ed.

Got the job because of his dad

Yet i always get a laugh how Melbourne folk think they are a "progressive" and a "world city".

I mean cafes and restaurants are unique.

Jobe is a true blue journo.

Oh deary me

I've seen horse s**t smarter than Jobe

Big night?

 

[Angak]

On Jackson: "you don't expect a forward to be this good this early. Usually, it takes a forward three or four years and this is his third year"

I'm dying

Last night's commentary box was a hot mess.

 

[brmi]

Don't know if anything can beat his 'suck off' special comment from last week.

Jobe has became that bad that he is too good not have on special comments. It's almost a game within the game to hear the incoherent nonsense that comes out of his mouth.

Please don't change Jobe

 

[Scroater]

I swear he just said “he’s been a good contributioner”

I thought he pronounced it as contra-buter.

 

[Ma Xiao Long]

Could swear he said “Attidunal” at one point.

Jason Dunstall used it last week on On the Couch. I looked it up and it is a real word, but I’d never heard it before. I reckon Jobe was watching and thought to himself, That sounds smart, I’m going to work that into my commentary somehow.

 

[Rusty Brookes]

I thought he pronounced it as contra-buter.

I was trying to figure out how to spell what he said phonetically. Kudos to you.

BTW both myself and wife spat out our respective drinks when he said it.

 

[Osho]

I thought he pronounced it as contra-buter.

Contra-butter.
Loves margarine.

 

[Iago]

If Jobe were here his response would be Ya.

 

[The 747]

Jason Dunstall used it last week on On the Couch. I looked it up and it is a real word, but I’d never heard it before. I reckon Jobe was watching and thought to himself, That sounds smart, I’m going to work that into my commentary somehow.

That is 101 on how footy pundits work, one of them learns a new word and then they all start saying it. A while back it was 'mulligans".

 

[Ma Xiao Long]

That is 101 on how footy pundits work, one of them learns a new word and then they all start saying it. A while back it was 'mulligans".

Leigh Montagna is always “bullish” about something. It annoys me. Learn some new words

 

[The 747]

Leigh Montagna is always “bullish” about something. It annoys me. Learn some new words

To be fair to Leigh he is fairly smart for a pundit. He might have learned that word himself.

 

[Wolfgang West]

Jobe is semi ******ed.

Got the job because of his dad

Yet i always get a laugh how Melbourne folk think they are a "progressive" and a "world city".

I mean cafes and restaurants are unique.

Jobe is a true blue journo.

Oh deary me

I've seen horse s**t smarter than Jobe

An Imbecile of the highest quality. Xavier College education ?

Blonk.

 

[Bluelegs]

Leigh Montagna is always “bullish” about something. It annoys me. Learn some new words

Needs to get onto Homer's weight loss tapes.

 

[Tulip]

That is 101 on how footy pundits work, one of them learns a new word and then they all start saying it. A while back it was 'mulligans".

You often hear them all use the same phrase in one conversation after one guy uses it too.

I remember a pundit saying ‘make no bones’ a couple of years back and then everyone saying it in the next 5 minutes

 

[PrinceCharles]

You often hear them all use the same phrase in one conversation after one guy uses it too.

I remember a pundit saying ‘make no bones’ a couple of years back and then everyone saying it in the next 5 minutes

One that stood out for me was when 'perceived' pressure became a thing and they all fumbled over a bunch of different variations of 'perceived' whenever someone fumbled or rushed a kick.

 

[brmi]

Oppo

 

[Royce Hafey]

Biggus Dickus, the highest wanking general in Wome, likes this.

Especially when he gets to grind away all night.

 

[thejester]

That is 101 on how footy pundits work, one of them learns a new word and then they all start saying it. A while back it was 'mulligans".

Learnings

 

[peternorth]

It's been a month.....

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

Brendan S

Brendan Schaub-esque

Brendan Schaub?? That's obscure.

 

[Engimal v3]

Brendan Schaub?? That's obscure.

Talmbout the Gringo Papi? B-b-beast of a comedian

 

[GWT6]

You often hear them all use the same phrase in one conversation after one guy uses it too.

I remember a pundit saying ‘make no bones’ a couple of years back and then everyone saying it in the next 5 minutes

This probably belongs in another thread - but if I would pay good money to find out which idiot thought it was clever to start calling goals "Majors". This has taken over every commentator in the last couple of years, and I have no idea why.

 

[Demonic Ascent]

Jason Dunstall used it last week on On the Couch. I looked it up and it is a real word, but I’d never heard it before. I reckon Jobe was watching and thought to himself, That sounds smart, I’m going to work that into my commentary somehow.

I'm sure Dunstall would have said "attiTUdinal" Jobe is reported as having said "attidunal" missing the "tu"

I don't think "attidunal" is a word

 

[killtaker1993]

I despise how footballers and commentators/pundits now say 'socials' instead of 'social media'. Just say the two words, you chodes

 

[The Prosecutor]

Brendan Schaub-esque

Fo sure B.