Jobeism

[Uncle_Leo]

He had 3 cracks at saying Ginnivan Saturday until he finally got there

"Givvanan........ Ginvanan.... Ginnivan"

 

[Uncle_Leo]

He had 3 cracks at saying Ginnivan Saturday until he finally got there

"Givvanan........ Ginvanan.... Ginnivan"

 

[TazHawk15]

I like Jobe.

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So does every other person with an intellectual learning impediment.

 

[Mr Meeseeks]

So does every other person with an intellectual learning impediment.

Thanks mate

 

[TazHawk15]

Thanks mate

Was a light hearted joke about Jobe and his butchering of the English language, don't take any offense.

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

So anyway...Jobe reckons that Darcy, Ugly-Hagan and Naughton are going to be the Bulldogs forward line for the next 10-15 years.

Big call. I wonder how Naughton will look in 15 years as a 38yo with his partner in crime being a 35yo Ugly-Hagan.

 

[TRP1996]

So anyway...Jobe reckons that Darcy, Ugly-Hagan and Naughton are going to be the Bulldogs forward line for the next 10-15 years.

Big call. I wonder how Naughton will look in 15 years as a 38yo with his partner in crime being a 35yo Ugly-Hagan.

Perhaps Jobe, noted drug cheat, isn't the best long-term thinker?

 

[BF Tiger]

Jobe wanted to compliment Carlton post-match tonight. Something had paid off and something had come to fruition… paid to fruition was what came out of Jobe’s mouth. FMD he’s bad. Ch7 are just trolling their audience.

 

[Devington]

I watched the first half and I just don't understand how he still has this gig. He routinely has these odd pauses mid sentence as if his brain has to catch up to his mouth.

 

[BF Tiger]

If only there was a well-spoken actual Brownlow medallist with impeccable hair retiring soon to replace him.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

His Dad seems to speak quite well

It must be whatever they injected him with, he can barely string a sentence together

 

[TRP1996]

If only there was a well-spoken actual Brownlow medallist with impeccable hair retiring soon to replace him.

Paddy Dangerfield?

 

[peternorth]

His Dad seems to speak quite well

It must be whatever they injected him with, he can barely string a sentence together

When tim started reading the news he was fairly poor. but has improved "remarkedly"

 

[JohnZ]

If only there was a well-spoken actual Brownlow medallist with impeccable hair to replace him.

Jobe's dad works for Ch7 and Bartel's doesn't. Such a shame 7 lost him to 9/3AW

 

[CaptchaProofBot]

Jobe wanted to compliment Carlton post-match tonight. Something had paid off and something had come to fruition… paid to fruition was what came out of Jobe’s mouth. FMD he’s bad. Ch7 are just trolling their audience.

oh yeah heard that too..so tempted to come out of retirement and revive this thread with new clips but not to worry...jobe will be jobe for years to come. What about when he referred to the 'other' players as journey men and sacrificial players...oh boy.. we need an aztec style
pyramid in the middle of the G for that !!!

 

[Alesana]

Jobe jokingly suggesting that maybe Clarko and Mitchell sat next to each other on the flight: "Maybe they were sitting next to each other in 27J and F"

If he actually thinks F comes after J then that explains a lot.

 

[Rusty Brookes]

I reckon he's gone the monosyllabic response of "Yeah" about five times tonight.

 

[Alesana]

Talking about Essendon's midfield dominance in the last quarter, "They're forcing St. Kilda to defend, then defend again."
So they aren't just forcing them to defend?

 

[tugga]

Jobe when asked what Aaron Francis was like as a housemate:
“He’s a lot cleaner than Connor McGregor”.
He meant to say Connor McKenna.

 

[BF Tiger]

Jobe when asked what Aaron Francis was like as a housemate:
“He’s a lot cleaner than Connor McGregor”.
He meant to say Connor McKenna.

Come on Ch 7. FFS save him from himself (which also spares us as an added bonus).

 

[Wayne Dwop]

There is a rumor that Jobe will be hosting a new basket ball panel chat show.

It will be called Talking Dribble.

 

[MisterB]

I know it's called Free-to-Air television, but I think Channel 7 ought to be paying us to have to put up the garbage that comes out of Jobe's mouth. Absolutely butchers the English language.

 

[Koopa]

When tim started reading the news he was fairly poor. but has improved "remarkedly"

Mmm hmm



It's painful listening to Jobe, I actually feel sorry for him, any coherent thought or logic that might exist he literally can't articulate on air.

Makes Burgoyne, Jones, Darcy and Ling look like Rhodes Scholars.

 

[Mibie]

Jobe is absolutely terrible. But so are most of the special comments folks. All we get is either stating the obvious or wank word bingo. Thank god for the mute button

 

[almuz]

"Decision making impacts fatigue"

You sure it isn't the other way around Jobeinator?