Jobeism

[Dogs Rule]

They should awkwardly pause and play 'If the house is rockin'...' after each of Jobe's gems.

 

[SC_Power]

Any pass inside 50 today is 'lowered the eyes'.

Random question.
Why is it such a good thing to “lower the eyes” going inside 50, but every time I’m in a room with a bunch of women, it’s frowned upon?

 

[Cleavy]

Random question.
Why is it such a good thing to “lower the eyes” going inside 50, but every time I’m in a room with a bunch of women, it’s frowned upon?

going inside 50 is the "safe zone".

 

[Pistol Night]

Random question.
Why is it such a good thing to “lower the eyes” going inside 50, but every time I’m in a room with a bunch of women, it’s frowned upon?

Are you lowering your eyes with ball in hand? That could be the reason

 

[Old M8]

Very special comments from a very special commentator

 

[The Slitherin' Snake]

Very special comments from a very special commentator

I think he had a stroke mid game last night.
Aaron Naughton took a pack mark and Jobe started to explain that it happened because the Bulldogs forwards had separated. As he started the replay showed the 3 talls all within 5 metres of each other and all contesting the same mark. He started like 4 words and didn’t finish any of them, then just went quiet

 

[MisterB]

Jobe speaks a brand of the English language that is completely unrecognisable to me.

 

[Old M8]

I think he had a stroke mid game last night.
Aaron Naughton took a pack mark and Jobe started to explain that it happened because the Bulldogs forwards had separated. As he started the replay showed the 3 talls all within 5 metres of each other and all contesting the same mark. He started like 4 words and didn’t finish any of them, then just went quiet

His cue to talk seems to be when there has been 1 second of silence.

It means he just takes off running with no idea what direction he wants to go.

 

[SC_Power]

His cue to talk seems to be when there has been 1 second of silence.

It means he just takes off running with no idea what direction he wants to go.

 

[hawkman]

His cue to talk seems to be when there has been 1 second of silence.

It means he just takes off running with no idea what direction he wants to go.

 

[budge27]

Rich v Ess - “you need your best players at the Front of the MCG deck” - what the hell is he talking about ??

 

[hawkman]

Rich v Ess - “you need your best players at the Front of the MCG deck” - what the hell is he talking about ??

You put your best batsman in the top 4

 

[Cleavy]

Rich v Ess - “you need your best players at the Front of the MCG deck” - what the hell is he talking about ??

"If We Hit That Bullseye, The Rest Of The Dominos Will Fall Like A House Of Cards. Checkmate!"

 

[SuperMal]

Truly speshul.

 

[Tugga27]

Truly speshul.

Wasn't Jobe unfortunately, but in a game last round, the scores were level at 3 quarter time and the Fox boundary rider said, "whoever gets on top in this last quarter could win the game".

 

[Pistol Night]

Wasn't Jobe unfortunately, but in a game last round, the scores were level at 3 quarter time and the Fox boundary rider said, "whoever gets on top in this last quarter could win the game".

Complex analysis like this would bring a tear to Jobe's eye.

 

[SuperMal]

Wasn't Jobe unfortunately, but in a game last round, the scores were level at 3 quarter time and the Fox boundary rider said, "whoever gets on top in this last quarter could win the game".