Joel Selwood Appreciation Thread

[burningdwarf]

Arguably the bravest man to ever play the game.

Absolute champion.

Is there any other player that has the ability to lift his team in the crucial moments like him?

Discuss this inspirational player here.

Positive reacts only.

 

[rumply]

Inb4

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I don't like the way he plays much of the time, leading with his head and ducking for frees.

But * me, you cannot question his courage when it's his turn to go.

 

[Gydafud]

Can't disagree. He goes alright.

 

[SuperSub17]

I cannot see any possible way this thread could end badly.

None whatsoever.

 

[schmuttt]

I know this is a pisstake, I admire the guy for his will to win but he is a sore loser and a massive sook. Watching him sook it up after the 2013 prelim was great viewing.

 

[Cursed Cat]

 

[burningdwarf]

I know this is a pisstake, I admire the guy for his will to win but he is a sore loser and a massive sook. Watching him sook it up after the 2013 prelim was great viewing.

No pisstaking here.

This hero has single-handedly saved my SuperCoach season.

 

[rumply]

I do fear for his health in 20 years, has been taking it to the head for too long now, cant question his courage tho

 

[JayJ20]

Tough guy no doubt about that.

Wasn't even knocked out

 

[GoldenRoogie]

Some said sore loser, however they probably wish their own team had more players with such steely resolve, determination, and passion to win. As for the duck talk, would love to see how the keyboarders would fare in the contest. On behalf of all Geelong fans: Go Selwood! Definetly one of our greatest captains.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

I do fear for his health in 20 years, has been taking it to the head for too long now, cant question his courage tho

Same. It may not be pretty in a few decades time. He's had more head knocks than than most have had hot dinners.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

3..............2.............1...............

 

[happypieman7]

keep it in the pants guys , just a ducker thats it

 

[Bokonon_]

He's orright I guess

 

[Ian Dunross]

He'd be less brave if he played when players had to protect themselves from oncoming players

Now he can just lead head first into any groundball and know help win a free kick and not get shirt fronted

It's not courage when there's no threat for the ground ball

His mark on the wing was all courage tho

Tremendous act

 

[Bootstrap]

Selwood is that type player that any side could build a team around.

Selwood is as tough as any player to ever play the game.

 

[Godchin]

I wonder what hurts more?

His head after being split open or his dick from Bruce riding it for the last hour?

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Why does Lingy have Saints listed as his team?

 

[BF Tiger]

Phenomenal player, and has been from game 1.

 

[Plugger35]

Good player but loses a lot of respect with his playing for free kicks and sooking to umpires when things don't go his way.

 

[kaiserchief13]

Will Smith says "I look forward to playing Joel" in the new film Concussion 2, coming to a cinema near you in early 2018

 

[Gavin Excell]

Needs Hawthorn supporter input

 

[estibador]

Can't deny his courage.

Also can't deny his go-to move to draw a free isn't in the spirit of the game. So much so that the AFL have had to change the rules thanks to youngsters starting to come into the league having emulated it all through junior footy.

 

[power09]

Why don't they tag him?