Joelel Flogwood is a terrible, dog of a fiancė

[A Cut Above]

True, although surely a Toots medalist wouldn't require diamonds to charm the ladies.

Shockingly, winning a popularity award on an internet forum doesn't constitute an ironclad guarantee of relationship success.

 

[the avoca drover]

He’s ducked his responsibility again.

 

[Vikingblood]