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urgent press release
Guest
At a press conference held yesterday morning
at an undisclosed melbourne hotel, the vice captain of the kournikova football club joffa without the authority of the club he represents was compelled to speak openly about the comming season.
Here are some snippets from that interview,
HOW WILL THE KOURNIKOVA FOOTBALL CLUB PERFORM THIS SEASON..
joffa- Well where is the opposition,i mean seriously, who would dare suggest that any of them mothers will even get close to us.
SO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY....
joffa-well let me put it this way have you ever heard the expression 'a walk in the park'
or 'a cakewalk'
DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE THAT EASY...
joffa- shit give me a break we can do any of them bastards blindfolded.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR NEAREST RIVALS WILL BE...
joffa-dont make me laugh this club is so far ahead in class and guts,none of them other mobs will even get close,really the whole thing is a joke.
IN THE CLOSING OF THIS INTERVIEW JOFFA WENT ON TO SAY....
to keep this comp interesting we might have to think about letting them start and we will sort of join in after half time,we are the gods of the competition,they will aspire to be like us,they will train like us,they will want to look like us,they will want to be as tough as us,but the reality is as much as they want,as much as they try,they will never ever be anything like the great kournikova football club,oh yeah they will come by and say this and say that, but when they get there arses on that field,they will hide and pretend to be injured cause thats what cowards do best.so at the end of any game. if myself or any of my team mates are running around with only one boot on, it will mean that the other boot is firmly planted up there rectum and that my friends will be the story of the season.
at an undisclosed melbourne hotel, the vice captain of the kournikova football club joffa without the authority of the club he represents was compelled to speak openly about the comming season.
Here are some snippets from that interview,
HOW WILL THE KOURNIKOVA FOOTBALL CLUB PERFORM THIS SEASON..
joffa- Well where is the opposition,i mean seriously, who would dare suggest that any of them mothers will even get close to us.
SO WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY....
joffa-well let me put it this way have you ever heard the expression 'a walk in the park'
or 'a cakewalk'
DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE THAT EASY...
joffa- shit give me a break we can do any of them bastards blindfolded.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR NEAREST RIVALS WILL BE...
joffa-dont make me laugh this club is so far ahead in class and guts,none of them other mobs will even get close,really the whole thing is a joke.
IN THE CLOSING OF THIS INTERVIEW JOFFA WENT ON TO SAY....
to keep this comp interesting we might have to think about letting them start and we will sort of join in after half time,we are the gods of the competition,they will aspire to be like us,they will train like us,they will want to look like us,they will want to be as tough as us,but the reality is as much as they want,as much as they try,they will never ever be anything like the great kournikova football club,oh yeah they will come by and say this and say that, but when they get there arses on that field,they will hide and pretend to be injured cause thats what cowards do best.so at the end of any game. if myself or any of my team mates are running around with only one boot on, it will mean that the other boot is firmly planted up there rectum and that my friends will be the story of the season.
