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A man on his way home from work, came to a dead halt in the traffic and thought to himself "Wow this traffic is worse than usual, nothings even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back & forth between the line of cars, so he rolls down his window & asks, "officer what is the hold up."
The officer replies, "John Howard is just so depressed about the thought of moving with Janette back to Lane Cove, that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the freeway & is threatening to douse himself in petrol & set himself on fire. He says his family hates him & he doesn't have the money to pay for the new house renovations, so we're taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really, how much have you got so far."
"About 300 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
I love that daily joke site.
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RED & BLACK, THE COLOURS OF FENG SHUI
He notices a police officer walking back & forth between the line of cars, so he rolls down his window & asks, "officer what is the hold up."
The officer replies, "John Howard is just so depressed about the thought of moving with Janette back to Lane Cove, that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the freeway & is threatening to douse himself in petrol & set himself on fire. He says his family hates him & he doesn't have the money to pay for the new house renovations, so we're taking up a collection for him."
"Oh really, how much have you got so far."
"About 300 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
I love that daily joke site.
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RED & BLACK, THE COLOURS OF FENG SHUI
