joke about carlton fans

[walshy1993]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is
a Carlton fan. She asks her students to raise their
hands if they, too, are Carlton fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one
little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise
and says, “Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?”

“Because I’m not a Carlton fan,” she replied. The
teacher, still shocked, asked, “Well, if you are not a
Carlton fan, then who are you a fan of?”

“I am an Essendon fan, and proud of it,” Janie
replied. The teacher could not believe her
ears. “Janie, why pray tell are you an Essendon fan?”

“Because my mum is an Essendon fan, and my dad is an
Essendon fan, so I’m a Essendon fan too!”

“Well,” said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone,
“That is no reason for you to be an Essendon fan. You
don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mum were a moron and your dad were a
moron, what would you be then?”

“Then,” Janie smiled, “I’d be a Carlton fan.”

 

[gocatsgo]

Very Good Walshy!!!!

Let me think of a joke about Carlton supporters.

........

I've got one.........

Carlton Supporters.

The greatest joke of all ENOUGH SAID

 

[Pessimistic]

Fan rings up the SCG asking what time the Roos v Port game starts

Answer "What time can you get there for ?"

 

[Fibula 3]

The seven dwarfs are in the mine working and there is an roof collapse.
There is an rescue effort started straight away. They dig for hours stopping every now and then to shout and listen if any dwarfs are alive.
The third time they stop and listen they hear a faint voice shouting "come on the Blues.

The rescuers turn to each other and say 'at least Dopey is alive!!!