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Maggie5

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I'm bored too, so...

The police knocked on my front door at 2 o'clock last night. Fortunately for me I was up anyway playing my drums.

What did the Chef call his firstborn son?
Stu.

To the person who invented zero: thanks for nothing.

My pet frog lost a leg unfortunately.
He was hopping mad.

Is it just me or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?

What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday the rest are week days.
 

ThePhantom777

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How many Carlton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and make excuses and Brendom Bolton to say that if the umpire had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.
 

jonbe54

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My wife was the prettiest girl around before we married and 4 or 5 blokes and I chased her relentlessly until she caught me.

Surely there must have been some way I could have escaped :oops::(
 
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