It's Friday night. Couldn't wait so see my girlfriend for some quality time with her. Got a call from her this afternoon, she said ... "nobody's home, come on over".
When I got there, she was right. Nobody was home, not even her.
How many Carlton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and make excuses and Brendom Bolton to say that if the umpire had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.