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BringouttheGimp

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PAOK of SALONIKA LIVERPOOL
When the zombie apocalypse happens.. I will be one of many desperately trying to get to Michael Jackson's grave before the epic Thriller dance off.
 

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Mr Pie

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A St.Kilda supporter gets home one morning just as the garbage truck pulls up.

Garbo 'hey mate where's ya bin'.
Saints fan 'I bin on holidays'.
Garbo 'Na mate, where's ya wheely bin'.
Saints fan 'Ah, I've wheely bin in jail, but don't tell anyone'.
 

Eddierules

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Carlton supporter?

A pizza can feed a family of four.
Magistrate in family court where do you want to live son with your father ,boy no he beats me well how about your mother ,no she beats me too well where do you want to go l want to go to Carlton they don't beat anybody.
 

Saintly Viewed

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I was hiking once with my girlfriend.

Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took.

I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
 
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