Jokes: The Good, The Bad and The Really Bad

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What's the problem when a stationwagon with 2 Carlton supporters drives over a cliff?

We could have fit at least another three or four Carlton supporters in there.
 

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A St.Kilda supporter gets home one morning just as the garbage truck pulls up.

Garbo 'hey mate where's ya bin'.
Saints fan 'I bin on holidays'.
Garbo 'Na mate, where's ya wheely bin'.
Saints fan 'Ah, I've wheely bin in jail, but don't tell anyone'.
 

Mr Pie

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Carlton supporter?

A pizza can feed a family of four.
 

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What do you get if you put your hand under a Gypsy's dress.

Your palm red once a month.
 

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Carlton supporter?

A pizza can feed a family of four.
Magistrate in family court where do you want to live son with your father ,boy no he beats me well how about your mother ,no she beats me too well where do you want to go l want to go to Carlton they don't beat anybody.
 

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I was hiking once with my girlfriend.

Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took.

I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
 

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You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.
 

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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
 

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
 

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I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.
 

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My boss told me to have a good day..
so I went home.
 
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