Jokes: The Good, The Bad and The Really Bad

[caloschwaby]

What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red Paint.

 

[noideaatall]

What is blue and smells like defeat?

 

[Anzacday]

What is blue and smells like defeat?

Blue socks

 

[ottoman]

Someone gets stabbed in South Central Los Angeles every 58 seconds.

Poor bastard.

 

[Maggie5]

Someone gets stabbed in South Central Los Angeles every 58 seconds.

Poor bastard.

Think that joke is full of holes.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Three blondes walk into a building.

You’d think at least one of them would have seen it.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

A blonde fell off a ten story building, but didn’t die.

Do you know what saved her?

She got lost on the way down.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

And now for a rude joke:

• What do you call a rude bird?
• A mockingbird.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

What sign does a closed brothel have on the door?

Beat it, we’re closed.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Husband: there’s no way, I’m ever working for that Bastard again, after what he said.

Wife: don’t be like that, what did he say?

Husband: you’re fired.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I walked into this zoo the other day.
Only had one animal there, a dog.
It was a shitzu.

 

[jonbe54]

The irish have some of the most hilarious comic songs on the planet . . . .

 

[The Dawes]

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

JK Rowling.

 

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[Dynamics]

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?




Because every time she gets to 69, there's a frog in her throat.

 

[legendstatus]

How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down 4 skin-divers


On iPhone using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Eek, that's embarrassing!

Same lady too

She can compare notes

 

[Apples]

Thank you everybody. That was a wonderful 2 hours of reading.

 

[Apples]

Did you hear the one about the guy who walked into a bar?

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I have a step ladder at home.

My real ladder left when I was a kid.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Parallel lines have so much in common,
Shame they’ll never meet....