Jokes

[BUBBALOUIS]

The scene is set, night, cold, campfire, stars twinkle in the dark night sky...
Three handglider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from NewZealand, are sitting round a campfire near Ayres Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous.

A night of tall tales begins.....

Kiven, the Kiwi says " i must be the meanest, toughest hang glider dude there es. Why, just the other day, i landed in a field, scared a crocodile who got loose from the swamp which ate sux men before i wrestled et to the ground....weth my bare hends".


Jerry from South Africa typically cant stand to be bettered. " Well you guys, i lended orfter a 200 mile flight on a tiny trail ind a fifteen foot Nambian desert snike slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grebbed thet borsted with my bare hinds and beet its head orf ind sucked the poisen down in one gulp. Im still here todaiy".


Barry the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.

 

[sbagman]

i riked it. i riked it rots.

 

[BUBBALOUIS]

Article in the paper recently about a not 'real smart' American footballer who when asked " what would you do if you didnt play football" answered "i dont know, im not a rocket surgeon"

 

[dee_girl9]

Originally posted by BUBBALOUIS
Article in the paper recently about a not 'real smart' American footballer who when asked " what would you do if you didnt play football" answered "i dont know, im not a rocket surgeon"

LMAO good ones Bubba.

 

[Chicago1]

Originally posted by BUBBALOUIS
Article in the paper recently about a not 'real smart' American footballer who when asked " what would you do if you didnt play football" answered "i dont know, im not a rocket surgeon"

No, no, no. that was George W when asked what he'd be if he weren't President! LOL

 

[Chris_23]

LMAO Bubba

 

[Stegelator]

what does LMAO stand for?

 

[Chris_23]

Originally posted by Stegelator
what does LMAO stand for?

Laughing my ar$e off

 

[Captain Sensible]

DUBBAWA

Is that the same George W. that said "Teach a child to read by the age of five, and he or her will never have a problem with literacy"
Hes a born comedian that man, pity about his career choice.

 

[Richmondfan#1]

LOL, good stuff Bubba .

 

[Macca19]

i have the most disgusting joke ever but i dont think its suitable here....but if people want me to post it i will (its not racist or anti gay either)

 

[Captain Sensible]

POSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTIT

Go on then. Do it.

 

[Macca19]

Re: POSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTIT

Originally posted by localyokel
Go on then. Do it.

ok ok
here it is

A nun decides to quit the misitry at the ago of 80 and live a normal life, mainly because of the fact shes still a virgin.
She goes to the doctors to see if shes still allowed to have sex. However on looking at the old ladys crotch, he says "im sorry maam, but youve got crabs, you wont be able to have sex"
"Thats not possible, im a virgin, i cant have an STD if im a virgin" she says. So she goes to see another doctor for asecond opinion. "Yup, the doc was right you got crabs, you wont be able to have sex". The old lady is even more confused, "How can i have an STD, im a virgin"
She decides to see gynacologist, as they would certianly know.
She says to the Gynacologist "Two doctors have said i have crabs, but im a virgin and i cant see how thats possible, can you check to see if they are right please"
"Sure" the gyno says.
After a few tests he says to her "ok you want the good news or the bad news"...."the good news" the old lady says

"ok...good news is you dont have crabs....however the bad news is your cherry has gone rotten and youve got fruitfly"


HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT JOKE!!!!!

 

[K9-54]

Re: Re: POSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTITPOSTIT

Originally posted by Macca19
HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT JOKE!!!!!

Nah, the one you posted earlier in another thread was worse...

Originally posted by Macca19
Bullies - who cares

Very offensive.