Backfire Jordan De Brownlow

[Pistol Night]

Leaves the toilet seat down

All class

Pisses that accurately he guarantees no piss on seat

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Pisses that accurately he guarantees no piss on seat

His slong touches the water

 

[the avoca drover]

The girls on the table next to me at this cafe are discussing which footy player that would take home with them and de grabby was a hot favourite.

Take that as you will

How did Clayton Oliver rate?

 

[Pistol Night]

How did Clayton Oliver rate?

Good bloke to walk you home to scare everyone off

 

[the avoca drover]

His slong touches the water

Robin Nahas could tell you the depth.

 

[Pistol Night]

Robin Nahas could tell you the depth.

Of the Yarra

 

[V23]

De Goey’s not winning the Brownlow and OP’s not winning any Mensa awards either

 

[Footy Is The Win]

How did Clayton Oliver rate?

He's the guy you're dating when you're not really dating

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Of the Yarra

Degoey helped measure the Marinas trench

 

[Footy Is The Win]

De Goey’s not winning the Brownlow and OP’s not winning any Mensa awards either

Carlton's not winning anything

 

[Pistol Night]

Carlton's not winning anything

Their Nannas are proud of them still

 

[V23]

Carlton's not winning anything

They’ve won the respect and admiration of the Bay

 

[Footy Is The Win]

They’ve won the respect and admiration of the Bay

 

[V23]

If he’s so good, let’s see De Goey dodge a suspension at the tribunal, like champions Cripps and Cerra.

Cripps/Cerra >>>>>>>>>> De Goey

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carlton's not winning anything

Got another wooden spoon in ‘em I reckon

Also good odds for Embarrassment of the Year award

 

[Footy Is The Win]

If he’s so good, let’s see De Goey dodge a suspension at the tribunal, like champions Cripps and Cerra.

Cripps/Cerra >>>>>>>>>> De Goey

 

[V23]

Patrick ‘De Brownlow’ Cripps

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Patrick ‘De Brownlow’ Cripps

Patrick De Brownnose

Mummies boy

 

[Trouto]

The girls on the table next to me at this cafe are discussing which footy player that would take home with them and de grabby was a hot favourite.

Take that as you will

must be a pack of scrubs

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

 

[Cyclops]

OP didn't specify which season though...

Let's be honest, De Goey looks like a low ranking defendant at Nuremberg, the umps will never love him.

Back on the Daicoi train boys!