Rumour Jordan De Goey - The Oracle that is Kane Cornes

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Elmer_Judd

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Jordan could always play his lil part for the Collingwood Football Club by staying of social media altogether

Alcohol is a bigger cause of his problems than social media. Like Fevola, he becomes an out of control jerk when he is on the stuff.
 

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The bloke has not broken any rules..

How do you know what rules Collingwood set up on his return from the US?

Do clubs often fine players when theyve done nothing wrong ?

Also, he pleaded guilty to something in the US. Was that not a rule or law broken?
 

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These blokes playing semantics man. Fair dinkum. So apparently I've got no idea about Jordan's history.. so I've posted he hasn't broken the law or r&rs and that man. Collingwood's playing tonight.. I come out and say.. pfewww.. De Goey didn't get reported.. should I be expecting from you blokes.. oh yes he did.. he got reported agst Geelong earlier in the yr. I think someone's more upset about not having their 4th best mid out there agst us.. cause he woulda made.. aaalll the difference.. apparently.

Whatever shall be to the advantage of all.. may that prevail.. Jordan.........sign.
 
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These blokes playing semantics man. Fair dinkum. So apparently I've got no idea about Jordan's history.. so I've posted he hasn't broken the law or r&rs and that man. Collingwood's playing tonight.. I come out and say.. pfewww.. De Goey didn't get reported.. should I be expecting from you blokes.. oh yes he did.. he got reported agst Geelong earlier in the yr. I think someone's more upset about not having their 4th best mid out there agst us.. cause he woulda made.. aaalll the difference.. apparently.

Whatever shall be to the advantage of all.. may that prevail.. Jordan.........sign.
It amuses me that you edited this post, but its still utterly incomprehensible.
 

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It amuses me that you edited this post, but its still utterly incomprehensible.

#875 I was not referring to NY and driving offences.. you figure out the rest. I'm not going to reply to their posts.. pointless.
 

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I'm heading off to the Greek Islands soon man.. I have consulted the Oracle of Nightclubbing that is Kane Cornes.. I will be wearing astronaut threads to VIP booths and pool drink fest paloozas and that man.. and when 'wannabe' comes on and that man.. imma look up at the moon.. oh the first spaceship from Earth landed there.. oh would you look at that.. it's the sea of tranquillity. Erggghhh.

Kane.. you are a great man. 🙌 you.

Faaaair dinkum.

For cryyying out loud and that man.
 
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I'm heading off to the Greek Islands soon man.. I have consulted the Oracle of Nightclubbing that is Kane Cornes.. I will be wearing astronaut threads to VIP booths and pool drink fest paloozas and that man.. and when 'wannabe' comes on and that man.. imma look up at the moon.. oh the first spaceship from Earth landed there.. oh would you look at that.. it's the sea of tranquillity. Erggghhh.

Kane.. you are a great man. 🙌 you.

Faaaair dinkum.

For cryyying out loud and that man.
LSD and big footy don't mix well hey.
 

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It amuses me that you edited this post, but its still utterly incomprehensible.

You know what's funny and that man.. a lot of my work requires several drafts.. some genres of writing are like that.. particularly ones that come from your own imagination and then you mix with poetry and philosophy and politics and art and science.. if you look at my work in the 'types of people at the footy' thread.. what do you see? Unfinished work? Why? Not here to win literature awards man.. otherwise I'd go back and draft them again and again and that man.. and I still wouldn't be happy with em. The Kane Cornes Nightclubbing Oracle post.. needs editing as well.. I know that.. but not phased. Don't care.

The 4th mid reference.. Inside joke from the matchday thread. #875 was about Bali. What have I been doing living under rock thinking De Goey was another Pendlebury? Have a look at the counter posts to #875. Some seem to be motivated by laying the boots into Collingwood and De Goey no matter what.. they're not concerned about what's real.
 
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I was praying De Goey wouldn't miss any footy.. but he did.. oh well. I was praying Moore didn't do an ACL.. brilliant.. not all of us pray.. when a player is lining up for goal.. all of us at some stage have closed our eyes and repeated the words.. please go in.. please go in.. not sure why people do that when it ain't gonna affect the outcome.. perhaps we all know what it's like to feel happy/sad? Maybe?
 
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You know what's funny and that man.. a lot of my work requires several drafts.. some genres of writing are like that.. partucularly ones that come from your own imagination.. mix facts with a bit of creativity and that.. if you look at my work in the 'types of people at the footy' thread.. what do you see? Unfinished work? Why? Not here to win literature awards man.. otherwise I'd go back and draft them again and again and that man.. and I still wouldn't be happy with em. The Kane Cornes Nightclubbing Oracle post.. needs editing as well.. I know that.. but not phased. Don't care.

The 4th mid reference.. Inside joke from the matchday thread. #875 was about Bali. What have I been doing living under rock thinking De Goey was another Pendlebury? Have a look at the counter posts to #875. Some seem to be motivated by laying the boots into Collingwood and De Goey no matter what.. they're not concerned about what's real.
Draft less, riff more BringouttheHunterS.Thompson.
 

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Watch the video and decide for yourself if you think he’s been drinking or not. Even dumber would be consuming other substances in Indonesia.
Looked like he was on magic mushroom smoothies to me. They're natural so no big deal. Jordie knows this, he's very smart.
 

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Watch the video and decide for yourself if you think he’s been drinking or not. Even dumber would be consuming other substances in Indonesia.

So say he had a coupla drinks and that man.. isn't that what some footballers do on their holiday's and that man? Something wrong with it and that man? Seriously man. C'mon man.
 

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Pies should have told degoey the footy was a girl that just wanted to be left alone and he would have got 40 touches and gaol

She couldn't believe the backlash towards Jordan and herself.. nothing to see here.. does that not register with you?
 

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No wonder Bold and the Beautiful has been prime time for ages and that man.. people just love to gossip. Oh who's Eric sleeping with now. Oh Brooke is back with Reg again for the 1000th time. Oh they were always good together and that man. That's all this Jordan thingamajig is about and that man. Crap.

He didn't do anything wrong. Done and dusted. But let's just turn it into a soap opera and that man sort of a thing and that.
 

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