List Mgmt. Josh Kelly to North | PConnors - Kelly would come home for family reasons -NBowen says NM $10m/9yrs

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BFNAAK - "Raised a North Melbourne fan as the son of Phil Kelly, who played 61 times for the Kangaroos, Kelly grew up idolising the likes of Wayne Carey early on and then Drew Petrie and Brent Harvey".

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You know that scene in Ferris Bueller where Rooney is reading how many days off Ferris has had to his mother - "wake up and smell the coffee Mrs Bueller ..." - and Ferris hacks into his computer and we see the number of days going down before our eyes?

Can't we hire the Fancy Bears or some Russian hacker outfit to go into the official AFL records, change the number of games Phil Kely played to 100, and then just claim there'd been a big mix up?

(Short of that - do whatever. Whatever it takes. Jesus, are there and comely young North supporting lasses willing to go up to GWS with a bag of coke, a look in their eye and the kind of dress that would make their father faint and create a mega scandal after a game one night?)
 
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